Jessie

This is Reggie. He was just told about daylight savings time. More like daylight starving time. 13/10 (TT: melandreggie)

an orange and white cat looks high

time can't, like, change maaan

Trump having decadent Gatsby themed parties with showgirls while building a golden ballroom as he cuts off food aid to poor families sounds like fiction, and yet not a single word of what I just wrote is false.

He and the GOP should be hammered on it for the next 50+ years.

You can’t even buy a warm rotisserie chicken with an EBT card, fuck these racist assholes

Tortie kitten jimmi pickles stares at the camera while neighborhood kitty Tobin eats breakfast

Tobin came by for breakfast and Jimmi Pickles is FLIPPING OUT

the Platner discourse has frustrating echoes of the Newsom discourse, in that people seem to want us to just give up now and lock in without waiting to see if something better turns up. this isn't blackjack! we can keep asking the dealer to turn over more cards for like another YEAR

Menswear guy has spies everywhere. Doesn’t matter if you’re showing collar gap in the Twin Cities, being rude to service workers in Charlotte, or wearing a raggedy white t-shirt to eat at an expensive place in Malibu, he *will* know about it and burn you if you force his hand.

Which kdramas are you currently watching?

Picture of Biff Tannen's casino from "Back to the Future Part II". The sign says "Biff Tannen's Pleasure Paradise" and includes a picture of him burning a wad of cash with his lit cigar.

The White House (2028)

Noooo, my team!

seems that RFK is clearing the path for his CDC to do tuskegee syphillis experiments as a matter of course. in other news, RFK is a genuine monster who relishes in the pain and suffering of those he feels he has control or dominion over

The one that comes to my mind right away is One Spring Night

never did i imagine that the great intellectual challenge of our time would be answering the question "who was president on January 6, 2021"

The face of a man stumbling ass backwards into a double play 🤣

He had no clue what happened either

“Who was president in 2020?” remains one of the most pertinent questions in American politics—absurd, yes, but here we are—and that extends to “who was president January 1 - 19, 2021?”

Thank you! Cucumbers are disgusting and people are always commenting on that opinion.

“Thanks to the solidity of bearded vulture nest structures and their locations in the western Mediterranean… they have acted as [ #archivists], conserving historical material in good condition."

A shoe made from twigs and grass is 675 y.o. while a basket in the nest was woven about 150 years ago!!

I think sometimes we are all Sherman.

This is the genius of the Portland protests - they make the claims of lawlessness look not just wrong, but comical

Jane Goodall, ethologist and conservationist, has died. She was 91

a picture from an old Clifford book. Clifford is much smaller than usual, implying he is baby. he is holding a brown paper bag in his mouth and is covered in a sheet with eye holes. it is obvious he is trick or treating. his tail has action lines around it, indicating he is rather excited for both the tricks and the treats

Ghost Baby Clifford is here to announce that it is officially spooky season. Let the festivities commence.

it’s time 🧛

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it happened again: took care of a dreaded task i’d miserably put off for months, & it took five minutes to complete. it was easy! no trouble at all!

once again i will learn nothing from this experience

I do not want to enable location services. I do not want to create an account. I do not want to sign up for special offers and news about your product. I would like to engage in a simple transaction where I give you money in exchange for a good.

This is Mylo. He's a front runner for next year's Oscars. He can act like he's never had a meal just five minutes after lunch. 13/10 the performance of a lifetime (TT: _luciame)

a man standing in a forest with the words " there is some sort of harmony in nature " above him Alt: Werner Herzog in a forest with the words " there is some sort of harmony in nature " above him

3) You may eat any shape at any time. We do not bow before the false gods of capitalism with their seasonal attempts at shame.

4) The objective rankings are:
*Egg
*Pumpkin
*Tree
*Regular
*Thin
*Mini

I'm not weirded out by that because I remember the 60s and 70s trends of the 1990s. We were conflating two very different fashion decades 😭They brought back Woodstock for us. This just feels like a normal 20-30 year cycle.

@TheDemocrats responds to a post about Trump's plan to impose a 100% tariff on foreign movies (whatever the hell that means) with a meme showing Totoro from Our Neighbor Totoro above text saying "Come and take it."

Okay this one is actually good.