Flat Bends

Storm folks: Flood water is *toxic*. It has raw sewage, gasoline and transmission fluid, all kinds of chemicals (especially if it's near power plants or chemical storage facilities), it can even have medical waste and radiological waste. If possible, DO NOT put your body in flood water.

Where at least it burns when I pee

D4 was very sadal after like 10 hours for me. Just dropped it like a rock

That is Voldo from the Soul Calibur series!

baldur's gate 3 gif of a drow looking character playing the violin while a spell "burns" around them.

because i misheard hubby as he's playing BG3, I will now be saying "suck a bag of daggers"

Hard saaaaaame

Yes!! She is amazing

Didn't know we built trees 🙃

How will that cow produce milk without being impregnated. HOW JUDY HOW?

I love a reverse mermaid

A bald Deep Gnome with piercing blue eyes looks at the screen

Here's my new boy, Xilicius. Deep Gnome Necromancer who was a Guild Artisan and isn't afraid to start a union with his company

Honestly same, very happy to live 2 blocks from a great bike trail and light rail that takes me right to work

That's freaking insane! I want it

Dory the fish from Finding Nemo

me: re-skeets my own post
bluesky: you have a notification!
me:

Flavor of "Strange thing that you saw them messing with, but when you went to look, it somehow disappeared"

headstone reading "ELIZABETH [redacted] SHE TRIED 1912-2003"

every time i see this lady's headstone i go bananas again

bike parking garage filled with hundreds of bikes

my friend who lives in LA is back home in germany visiting. he told me 20 years ago, when this bike parking facility next to a train station was proposed, people said no one would ever use it and it shouldn't be built. today it is filled to capacity every day lol

Honestly the best part about this place so far is no freaking Blue Checks at the top with their bad ideas

Hank Hill's face places on top of Frieza's face with Hank-Frieza saying "Why would anyone want immortality if they could just mow a lawn..."

Worst toots ever incoming

Could be another form of trying to influence those companies share price if they have money bet against their stocks. Stock manipulation possibly? Fascist advertisement? Ugh

Debt in the form of foot massages

So is this the place where I unleash my best (worst) dad (not a dad) jokes?

Purple harambe

I have this print at home :)

Recently went to a friend's place and found out they had a PS5

Is that a challenge? Not sure how easy to reach poo to that height would be, but pee for me would be pretty easy if I was fully stocked.

The surveys probably aren't anonymous either so be careful what you say on then, best yet just don't fill them out

He just highlights 100-300 sq ft places.

It's just a channel to make you feel better about yourself