ashtyn <3

Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife

ACT
#deltarune

Hulk Hogan, lying inexplicably sideways in his open coffin, being visited by a chihuahua dog, who looks distraught. The people behind the coffin do too

I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see

🦖

"The Shining at The Sphere"

hi uh hi #dateeverything #sleepyclicks #dateeverythingbetty #dateeverythingmac

callout post for my gf @jestmaster.bsky.social watches the room and gets mad at lisa for cheating on johnny like buying into the premise of the movie. tommy wiseaus target audience.

I've never watched Hamilton or really listened to the songs so every time it comes up and my brain tries to picture it I just imagine to the tune of Handlebars by Flobots:

Hey I'm Alexander Hamilton
I'm Hamilton
I'm Hamilton

Not like on purpose, my brain just plays this by default

42. guys they’re real

I feel like they would both really like funyuns

#SonicTheHedeghog
#ShadowTheHedeghog #Shadow #Sonic #Sonic3 #Maria #Fanart #Art #Illustration #DigtialArt #Doodle

they're just hugging trust me

#TheAmazingDigitalCircus

we need to make this the standard QUICK

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

The Barbie PC (1999)

A screenshot from ace attorney saying "almost Christmas means it wasn't Christmas!" But it's edited with the version of Hbomb from one of his videos.

Gotta bring this one back for Bluesky @hbomberguy.bsky.social

infinity nikki fun

im not a roger ebert diehard or anything but when he dislikes a well-regarded movie I also happen to dislike it feels exactly like this

a three panel comic of april may, drawn in pencil and muted pink marker. the first panel shows april may from nose to chest, holding her hand up like a paw, with a cheery, empty smile. "you discover pretty quickly that you can neutralize the threat of men" "and it's not even hard" april may from cheek to chest, her cleavage faintly visible. she holds both hands up like paws, and sticks her tongue out slightly. "all you have to do is destroy everything about yourself" "which was already your hobby anyway" april may from waist to ankle. a cigarette dangles limply from one hand, while with the other she wearily works off one of her high heels, balancing on one leg. "every shithead in that office thinks you'll cook him dinner someday" "they're roleplaying it in their heads when you bring the coffee" "you go home to a fridge with nothing but beer in it"

bit part

#aceattorney

slay (2023)

LOLA BUNNY! #art

i do the same damn one for all my socials and i still forgot -_-

wait. how have i never done My pinned post here yet

vintage-style illustration of soleil, a young Black woman with a short bob, a red miniskirt, and white go-go boots, skipping down a rainbow nestled in puffy white clouds in front of a blue sky

YAAAAYYYY!!!! yippee!! YAYYY 😄✨🌈 #art #oc #retro #cartoon #characterdesign #rainbow

A little black Haitian native girl with blue eyes, wearing a skirt with drawn butterflies and holding fruits and veggies and a basket of hay on the left with a confident expression on the left and another version of her with just the fruits and veggies and a pouty expression on the right.

Haitian native~✨#characterdesign

it’s that time of year

it's itchio creator day, so itch won't take a cut of any game sales made today!! if you've ever wanted to pick up a copy of EotP, or if you already have it and want to gift a copy to someone else, today's a great day to do it!

JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going

Retro Miku
#art #hatsunemiku