Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife
21.09.2025 01:52 β π 2877 π 470 π¬ 52 π 37@aphroditeruled.bsky.social
28. lesbian. ve/he/they. louisiana. sometimes nsfw (but not like a porn account or whateva) so 18+ plz
Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife
21.09.2025 01:52 β π 2877 π 470 π¬ 52 π 37ACT
#deltarune
Hulk Hogan, lying inexplicably sideways in his open coffin, being visited by a chihuahua dog, who looks distraught. The people behind the coffin do too
I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see
28.07.2025 20:44 β π 12517 π 2356 π¬ 283 π 261π¦
21.08.2025 18:18 β π 14493 π 3374 π¬ 141 π 73"The Shining at The Sphere"
02.08.2025 19:05 β π 435 π 108 π¬ 4 π 3hi uh hi #dateeverything #sleepyclicks #dateeverythingbetty #dateeverythingmac
29.07.2025 04:00 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0callout post for my gf @jestmaster.bsky.social watches the room and gets mad at lisa for cheating on johnny like buying into the premise of the movie. tommy wiseaus target audience.
21.02.2025 04:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've never watched Hamilton or really listened to the songs so every time it comes up and my brain tries to picture it I just imagine to the tune of Handlebars by Flobots:
Hey I'm Alexander Hamilton
I'm Hamilton
I'm Hamilton
Not like on purpose, my brain just plays this by default
42. guys theyβre real
17.11.2024 01:50 β π 1022 π 458 π¬ 3 π 7I feel like they would both really like funyuns
#SonicTheHedeghog
#ShadowTheHedeghog #Shadow #Sonic #Sonic3 #Maria #Fanart #Art #Illustration #DigtialArt #Doodle
they're just hugging trust me
#TheAmazingDigitalCircus
we need to make this the standard QUICK
27.12.2024 14:01 β π 1665 π 641 π¬ 6 π 13every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says βim gonna fuck a hamburgerβ
29.12.2024 17:04 β π 24701 π 3593 π¬ 585 π 391The Barbie PC (1999)
29.12.2024 23:26 β π 407 π 76 π¬ 10 π 15A screenshot from ace attorney saying "almost Christmas means it wasn't Christmas!" But it's edited with the version of Hbomb from one of his videos.
Gotta bring this one back for Bluesky @hbomberguy.bsky.social
24.12.2024 16:50 β π 2903 π 471 π¬ 5 π 2infinity nikki fun
15.12.2024 21:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0im not a roger ebert diehard or anything but when he dislikes a well-regarded movie I also happen to dislike it feels exactly like this
19.11.2024 23:02 β π 111 π 21 π¬ 2 π 1a three panel comic of april may, drawn in pencil and muted pink marker. the first panel shows april may from nose to chest, holding her hand up like a paw, with a cheery, empty smile. "you discover pretty quickly that you can neutralize the threat of men" "and it's not even hard" april may from cheek to chest, her cleavage faintly visible. she holds both hands up like paws, and sticks her tongue out slightly. "all you have to do is destroy everything about yourself" "which was already your hobby anyway" april may from waist to ankle. a cigarette dangles limply from one hand, while with the other she wearily works off one of her high heels, balancing on one leg. "every shithead in that office thinks you'll cook him dinner someday" "they're roleplaying it in their heads when you bring the coffee" "you go home to a fridge with nothing but beer in it"
bit part
#aceattorney
slay (2023)
11.12.2024 21:30 β π 831 π 292 π¬ 7 π 0LOLA BUNNY! #art
09.12.2024 21:11 β π 2342 π 551 π¬ 22 π 7i do the same damn one for all my socials and i still forgot -_-
10.12.2024 16:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0wait. how have i never done My pinned post here yet
10.12.2024 16:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0vintage-style illustration of soleil, a young Black woman with a short bob, a red miniskirt, and white go-go boots, skipping down a rainbow nestled in puffy white clouds in front of a blue sky
YAAAAYYYY!!!! yippee!! YAYYY πβ¨π #art #oc #retro #cartoon #characterdesign #rainbow
15.11.2024 17:01 β π 102 π 31 π¬ 1 π 0A little black Haitian native girl with blue eyes, wearing a skirt with drawn butterflies and holding fruits and veggies and a basket of hay on the left with a confident expression on the left and another version of her with just the fruits and veggies and a pouty expression on the right.
Haitian native~β¨#characterdesign
08.12.2024 13:39 β π 1443 π 370 π¬ 11 π 1itβs that time of year
06.12.2024 10:00 β π 2078 π 796 π¬ 12 π 24it's itchio creator day, so itch won't take a cut of any game sales made today!! if you've ever wanted to pick up a copy of EotP, or if you already have it and want to gift a copy to someone else, today's a great day to do it!
29.11.2024 16:05 β π 19 π 16 π¬ 0 π 2JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
Retro Miku
#art #hatsunemiku