Unknown Mezzanine

You got what you wanted Ian, enjoy it!

Greta Van Gerwig

Had a regular cheeseburger and a little hamburger from five guys

That's like 7.3 guys

Flag combo stays undefeated for showing everyone what a ridiculous genocidal pussy you are

Bovril

Wannabe hyper-masculine guys overcompensating. Classic

Never met a stereotypical preachy vegan in my life ever but I've met 1000 hard-core 'I'm a carnivore' anti-vegan types and they are so much worse lol

Everyone below the age of 21 and above the age of 50 should have to apply for a license to use the gym

It really does seem to be becoming impossible to survive in this country unless you were forced down the STEM path at an early age. I enjoyed your writing for what its worth. Best of luck with everything x

Israel cut it out

In the mood to do enough ketamine that everything looks like this

That dude swallowed up a lot of hype by shitting himself on stream that badly I think

This is what I look like irl

+2 immature acting out detection
-5 resistance to hammers

Sorry I didn't get those reports over to you in time i was making an ambient playlist with my dad

I hope one of the gargantuan UK autumn house spiders in my house devours me tonight

Forgotten how to make posts that aren't direct threats at politicians

If it ain't broke etc.

No one follow me, I'm heading to my secret hideout to sit in deep solitude