Deli

Black and red text reads BACK OFF I'M OVERSTIMULATED!! Digital illustration of a black cat with a white face red eyes, angry red brows, red nose and red cheeks is seen shouting. His name is ALT. He is holding a large bloody knife.

🔪🤯⁉️🫟❌️🔊‼️⛓️‍💥🚨⚠️💥🤯

A picture is still worth a thousand words, but due to AI slop, those words are all melting, illegible gibberish.

The desire to get hotter vs the fear of being shallow

the dungeons and dragons honor among thieves movie deserved better (could've done better in the box office, could've been tied to a better ttrpg)

the joke about the barbarian lady's halfling ex whose new wife is ANOTHER huge muscular woman was peak. she doesn't even fit in the door frame.

Once again fighting the urge to do random decluttering to make my room feel better instead of putting away the huge pile of laundry thats actually throwing off the vibes

Sucks feeling like everyone is better at living than me

Image of a polyclay skeleton with legs forming a hoop, around which is tied dirty twine. He is missing his upper teeth and is holding a swirling bead into which dead plant matter is inserted. More dirty twine is tied into a loop from the top of his head.

Image of a polyclay skeleton with legs forming a hoop, around which is tied dirty twine. He is missing his upper teeth and is holding a swirling bead into which dead plant matter is inserted. More dirty twine is tied into a loop from the top of his head.

Image of a polyclay skeleton with legs forming a hoop, around which is tied dirty twine. He is missing his upper teeth and is holding a swirling bead into which dead plant matter is inserted. More dirty twine is tied into a loop from the top of his head.

Image of a polyclay skeleton with legs forming a hoop, around which is tied dirty twine. He is missing his upper teeth and is holding a swirling bead into which dead plant matter is inserted. More dirty twine is tied into a loop from the top of his head.

New little guy alert

Oh hello mlpfim hyperfixation its been a minute

Not a specific person but just other people being around seems to help me function. Might just be a mirroring/masking or body doubling sort of deal though

Think Im just gonna let the adhd win today, if it doesn't spark joy its not happening 🤷‍♂️

Local witch once again shocked at how much more inspired and clear-headed they feel after tidying and letting some sunlight in

Lost: cat. Has no idea what he’s doing with his life or why the universe so very large

A deep red square with a few square images of podcast logos, including the Welcome to Night Vale logo in the font / middle. Below this in white text is: Strange Tales Now featured on Pocket Casts.

Welcome to Night Vale was included in this strange list of tales, which include some others you might want to listen to too.

lists.pocketcasts.com/strange-tales

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If you want fluffy eggs, add a splash of water and pinch of salt, not milk, before scrambling.

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

Craving so many different beverages vs not being willing to go pee that much

Breaking news: listening to my brains cues that I need a quiet moment quickly rather than trying to power through makes those breaks shorter and less frequent!

The weather is so beautiful today, 81 and a strong breeze is my heaven

Laughter is the best medicine. Crying is the best tincture. Cackling is the best diet. Muttering is the best ointment.

As the sun rises, you can watch the stars folding up their rays, unblossoming, closing beam-petals over their faces

Waited too long to eat and now literally nothing sounds appealing and I just wanna sleep 😭

Bedroom tip: try incorporating ancient rites and chants, to spice things up

The tides are giving in to the moon's peer pressure.

Over there sits your childhood stuffed animal slowly losing atoms to chaos. Piece by piece he says goodbye. Piece by piece you join him.

ZOOMIES

Was VERY annoyed at how tired/unproductive I am still feeling after caffeine + adhd med, running the checklist and was like "I ate breakfast so its not hunger!" and then I realized the time and that breakfast happened approximately 7 hours ago.. so yeah gonna feed myself and try again

A giant spider with a teddy bear on its back sitting in a crib. It's the Safe Sleep Spider! The text reads: Is your baby's crib full of nightmares? Make a safe sleep space for your baby: Never put pillows, blankets, stuffed animals, or padded crib bumpers in your baby's crib. Keep cords at least 3 feet away at all times.

Oh, boy! It's the Safe Sleep Spider!

An old light up Arby’s sign shaped like a big hat but some of the lights are burned out so it looks like it says “RAT BEEF SANDWICH”

This image lives rent-free in my head and I was so delighted to stumble upon it online tonight

I feel like the world is trying to drive me insane. Or. No its more like its letting off a kind of purposeless maddening radiation. Its not doing it to me on purpose but its making me insane just the same??

[yelling over club music] Do you think we’re ever truly forgiven