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Because Pelosi is even more cartoonishly corrupt than they are

03.12.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean *I* can shit about Charlotte because I lived there for 30 years, and my complaint is that soulless real estate developers have torn down so much of its unique and cool stuff in favor of luxury mixed use developments. But unless they can say the same, then they better keep it out their mouths.

03.12.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems to be. Not that critics are the deciding factor by any means, but even the less favorable reviews are saying it's not bad.

03.12.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Teen Wolf of Wall Street
Shang Chi and the Ten Things I Hate About You
The Empire Records Strikes Back
Do the Right Thing from Another World
Were the Thor 2: the Dark World Mine
Ma Rainey's Black Cauldron

03.12.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can see the comments now: "Oh you're mad that the mooks are damage sponges? Well that's how classic arcade beat-em-ups were!"

Classic arcade beat-em-ups were designed to wring out every last quarter from the pockets of hapless kids. There's literally no reason for it in a modern console/PC game.

03.12.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They're getting dangerous immigrant criminals off the street! Like a 15 year old who got caught stealing a Twix from WaWa once! Or a 60 year old woman who got a ticket for running a stop sign in 1983. DANGEROUS CRIMINALS, I SAY!

03.12.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have to hope that the sheer number of my otherwise socially conscious friends posting their Spotify Wrapped are just not on social media, and pay for Spotify Premium, and thus are blissfully ignorant to the fact that the platform proudly runs recruitment ads for Trump's gestapo.

03.12.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Who can we get to host this officially licensed HP podcast?"
"I know! How about a comedian who plays D&D alongside multiple trans people, and is an outspoken ally, on a channel that never wastes an opportunity to mock HP, and is hosted by a guy who is on record explaining in detail why it's dumb?"

03.12.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh and they told me it was just a standard "consent to treatment" form that they had forgotten to have me sign initially. I was like 19-20 and had never had major dental work done before, so I didn't know better than to sign it.

03.12.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Turns out it was a long-winded agreement to pay an additional $800 on top of the $350 they quoted me.

03.12.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not enough is said about how the entire dental industry is a scam. I needed emergency dental work once, and I didn't have insurance, so I went to a dentist that advertised as being for lower income people. They gave me a big packet of papers to sign while the dentist was actively drilling my teeth.

03.12.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I swear, hitting someone unexpectedly with Leaves From the Vine is becoming the new version of Rick-Rolling, except... y'know... with trauma instead of a cheesy 80s earworm.

03.12.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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03.12.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Three little words:

03.12.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Centrists:

03.12.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
02.12.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's plenty set in Baltimore where I currently live. But unfortunately I'm from Charlotte, and the only movies I can think of that actually take place there are Masterminds, which is about the Loomis Fargo Heist, and Days of Thunder, which is a NASCAR movie. A few were filmed there though so πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

23.11.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like imagine if Haim Saban directed a Power Rangers movie, but it was just about a group of genetically engineered army rangers with guns fighting some random aliens, and there was no Zords, morphing, or anything else.

20.11.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I always just assumed they had a stinker of a movie on their hands, and slapped the FF name on it to try and salvage it at the box office, but I just looked it up, and it was directed by the creator of the franchise. I have just...so many questions.

20.11.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly the only reason I tried it, but I'm so happy I did πŸ˜‚

19.11.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you ever run across once, try a Ludacrisp apple. Perfect snap, and tastes like a candy apple

19.11.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just don't believe the story period. I think the entire story of the Romans crucifying Jesus was made up much later to lean into the persecution narrative and gain sympathy.

19.11.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly! If the Temple leaders came to him complaining about a noisy heretic, he probably would have crucified THEM for wasting his time

19.11.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Romans barely tolerated the existence of Judaism. Even to keep the peace, I can't see them agreeing to make a big show of crucifying a guy who literally told his followers to pay their taxes to Rome as long as they also paid their tithes to God, just because he pissed off the Temple.

19.11.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing that's always stuck in my craw about the story of Jesus is why would the Romans give a damn about him? Sure there was persecution of Christians when the movement started growing outside of Palestine, but the primary complaint against him was that he was preaching blasphemy against Judaism.

19.11.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Reindeer Cyclone sounds like a straight to streaming Christmas disaster movie πŸ˜‚

19.11.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He looks and sounds like he should have a lengthy page dedicated to his lore on Wookieepedia

18.11.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Citizen Kane

18.11.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Especially given the fact that New Vegas was rich with themes of choice and agency.

13.11.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And Fallout never NEEDED to have this issue. They could very easily have just set the show in a part of the country we haven't seen yet and not directly referenced the games. It's a weird decision that they did.

13.11.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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