Charlie Giovannetti

This had me cackling

🧵

He can't hear you

fuck yeah!

And the women’s team:
- the daughter of Chinese immigrants who rebuffed an aggressive campaign to get her to skate for China
- the daughter of an Italian immigrant embryologist mom who named her after a Michelle Pfeiffer character
- the pansexual daughter of a Texas cop (who is her biggest fan)

So Trump, and not the "anonymous staffer," actually did post the Obamas/apes video?

Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

A reminder: The Attorney General of the United States should be the people's lawyer, not the president's personal attorney. The Department of Justice should act to protect the public, not the occupant of the Oval Office and his political allies.

see that's not particularly difficult messaging

They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.

September or Higher Ground. Maybe both at the same time on separate speakers. Who cares It's gonna be lit

This was the USSR's policy

This is one of your best ever ❤️

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them

1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.

Everything’s Antifa when you don’t know how to read.

Jessie Diggins, Olympic cross-country skiing gold medalist, from the Twin Cities: “I want to make sure you know who I’m racing for…”

Let me know if you need me to co-sign. I have excellent hell credit.

The Real Story Behind the Midnight Immigration Raid on a Chicago Apartment Building The Trump administration has claimed the Venezuelan gang Tren de Aragua had taken over the building. But new documents make no mention of the gang and reveal federal agents had information about “ille...

our government used a Blackhawk helicopter in a major American city, detained children and zip-tied U.S. citizens all to target... squatters

and the alleged Tren de Aragua presence? "It was a brutal lie against the American public."
www.propublica.org/article/chic...

Quaid Army

Your origin story is about a time when a souffle dropped.

"Never again", he said solemnly under his breath.

[me observing this] "holy shit look how many tines are on that whisk"

Fairly certain that Northwestern had an at-the-time record number of applications the year after the Rose Bowl appearance.

"I've never heard anyone say they want to go on vacation to Cleveland."

I'm 100% not a pilot but if I'm reading the charts correctly, I believe on a 59 degree day you could get an about 90% loaded 737 MAX 8 out of there, if you were actually curious

Extremely late 90s Adidas polos

And then you got folks calling a TV remote a "clicker" and I've never seen one that clicks

The FBI not knowing where Wisconsin is, apparently?

From the Epstein documents: The FBI having to Google where Wisconsin is???

Once again here to tap the mic and say Texas is a gerrymandered, voter repressed state, not a "red" state. And every one of you celebrating the (significant) win in Tarrant County better not be the same people in my mentions saying to throw the whole South away. There are good people fighting.