It's always hard to pick a worst day politically, but today the president called for the death of members of the opposition party, and the administration decided that people were being too hard on the swastika
21.11.2025 04:15 β π 9771 π 2641 π¬ 245 π 119
while Iβm being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his βIβm alpha because I insulted youβ thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say βwhat the fuck is wrong with you, old man?β on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
21.11.2025 12:11 β π 12503 π 2388 π¬ 244 π 145
I think the President of the US responding to a question about the murder of a journalist with "A lot of people didn't like that gentleman" is probably pretty bad.
18.11.2025 21:49 β π 11204 π 1652 π¬ 332 π 113
The covered walkway along the White House, and there's huge, tacky as fuck faux-gold script that reads "Presidential Walk of Fame" stretching along the wall above the windows. And there's pictures of people arrayed below all along the corridor.
This, in particular, is spectacularly hideous. It's like something you'd see on the wall of a car dealership where they put pictures of their top salespeople every month
06.11.2025 23:04 β π 2010 π 331 π¬ 156 π 192
something under discussed is the fact that white house renovations are currently being spearheaded by someone with famously bad interior design taste
31.10.2025 18:29 β π 16336 π 1993 π¬ 447 π 124
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
05.11.2025 23:00 β π 13899 π 2335 π¬ 114 π 89
the do it for her meme but with pictures of Matilda MuΓ±oz, a white Persian cat
06.10.2025 06:36 β π 32 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0
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That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
08.09.2025 03:39 β π 3509 π 1026 π¬ 71 π 212
A small grey and white kitten standing up with his paws in the air in front of a beige fluffy medium sized dog with big pointy ears
Please enjoy this photo of our new kitten Bobby and our mostly confused dog Ralph
16.06.2025 18:06 β π 38937 π 3304 π¬ 1025 π 273
This is not normal. A sitting president refusing to call the governor of a state after two elected officials were shot, one fatally, is beyond words. A typical president, regardless of politics, would pick up the phone. Offer condolences.
17.06.2025 14:34 β π 39289 π 8206 π¬ 2666 π 664
I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
05.06.2025 20:24 β π 67223 π 14726 π¬ 1622 π 876
Just realized *we broke everything that was working so now you have to let us do a complete overhaul* is The Process, they're doing The Process but for crashing airplanes instead of losing basketball games
12.05.2025 12:47 β π 1357 π 261 π¬ 61 π 17
"happiness cheesecake"
A fridge display of a whole load of cheesecakes. Except they're better than just that.
Like a wedge of tom and Jerry swiss cheese, complete with a little grey mouse sticking it's head out of one of those holes
One slice of aforementioned cheesecake, about to be devoured.
Cheesecake with it's nose cut off showing the inside. The eagle eyed can spot my mum's pink strawberry flavoured one in the background.
Fat bastard mouse ate all my cheese
Do you lot want to see the best cheesecake in the world?
Of course you do.
17.04.2025 11:28 β π 3415 π 607 π¬ 78 π 60
Bridget and a big insect (she's quite hard to spot in this one.)
Bridget meets David Hockney.
Bridget takes the train with Eric Ravilious
06.04.2025 10:49 β π 699 π 35 π¬ 9 π 0
Bridget, Le Chat Noir.
06.04.2025 11:14 β π 208 π 14 π¬ 5 π 1
Dick Whittington And His Time Travelling Cat: the aBridgeted version
A painting where Bridget is everywhere
Bridget meets Bo Diddley during the time of social distancing
Bridget meets her Egyptian ancestors
06.04.2025 11:28 β π 103 π 12 π¬ 3 π 0
Bridget on top of a giant log pile.
When I have posted about this elsewhere, people always worry whether Bridget arrived back safely. She did and is (very slightly) less of a wanderer as she passes into her middle years.
06.04.2025 10:34 β π 7160 π 295 π¬ 151 π 16
Bridget in the Arnolfini.
Bridget and Dame Edna meet the Mona Lisa.
Bridget in an old toy shop
Bridget and Whistler's Mother.
06.04.2025 10:39 β π 2805 π 146 π¬ 78 π 8
Bridget enters a Magritte painting.
Bridget and Nighthawks At The Diner.
Bridget and the big Glastonbury clean-up.
Bridget and the Garden Of Catnip delights.
He did a LOT. This is just the tip of the iceberg.
06.04.2025 10:31 β π 3148 π 192 π¬ 34 π 9
Bridget, Jimi Hendrix and The Lady Of Shallot.
Bridget in Barbara Hepworth's studio.
Bridget does William Blake.
Another adventure in art history for Bridget.
06.04.2025 10:27 β π 3037 π 192 π¬ 22 π 3
Bridget with The Beatles on Abbey Road.
Bridget hanging out in Grant Wood's American Gothic.
Bridget in Bruegel's Hunters In The Snow (with a freshly caught mouse).
The Cat With The Pearl Earring.
A little while ago, my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the weeks dragged on, they became extremely worried. My dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up in some of art and music's most iconic scenes.
06.04.2025 10:23 β π 21663 π 4061 π¬ 912 π 709
TAPPER: You're imposing a 10% on the Heard and MccDonald islands. They have zero human inhabitants. Why are you putting tariffs on islands entirely populated by penguins?
ROLLINS: Whatever. Listen, the people leading this are serious, intentional, patriotic, the smartest I've ever worked with.
06.04.2025 14:09 β π 23703 π 5242 π¬ 4834 π 1945
hoping these tariffs donβt affect all my favourite amazon brands like CLFNDY and LVGUJ and MLYIN
04.04.2025 12:57 β π 303 π 15 π¬ 15 π 1
We will never allow Orange tinged Emperors to rule our land. In fact, we only have King Penguins here on our islands. Since you are abolishing your #USEducationDept please refer below to learn a little about our actual regal citizens
03.04.2025 17:21 β π 837 π 157 π¬ 13 π 14
Breaking now: Ministry of Economics reporting the tariffs have not caused significant changes to our trading volumes
03.04.2025 18:33 β π 5822 π 1287 π¬ 100 π 114
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