David T

Every time I see a banana

😞 probably Royal Mail at fault, but I did notice that ShopTo don't dispatch as many days in advance anymore (I would regularly receive at least a day before release date)

To be fair I've had a cat lick my shin, so this is the next logical step

A vape shop sign. A green to purple horizontal gradient has billowing smoke rushing in from below. The text reads: We’re now open 8 to 8 12 hours of vape maddness (spelled with two Ds) Sundays 10 til 4 for 6 hours of Vape Masness (spelled with zero Ds) Two swings and two misses at the word madness, that was harder to write incorrectly on my phone because it’s a keen bean on the autocorrect

Vape Madness is a real condition that tries to conceal itself by limiting its victims’ ability to type it

I'm just going to 'studio' these 'giblets'

HiScoreClub - Twitch ?????? HADES 2 MAYBE????????

twitch.tv/hiscoreclub gonna stream hades 2 for a bit! come watch me presumably get thoroughly wrecked

Cyber Monday is not what I thought it was. Feel like a prat in the office dressed like this.

Strong “last message ever posted on social media before deadly space virus wipes out humanity” energy

Just updating the firmware on my Christmas tree lights. 🎄

Google street view capture of an Octan service station in Oryol Oblast, Russia

The box of the LEGO City Service Station set featuring an Octan petrol station

Did you know there are service stations in Russia that have made unlicensed use of the Octan branding as seen in LEGO? maps.app.goo.gl/uiSP3nTKrkpz...

YouTube video by Jeremy Kaplowitz Nobody likes my voice acting in Metroid Prime 4: Beyond

had the opportunity to do some voice acting for the new Metroid game and I was really excited but it turns out everybody hates it :(

TVC vibes

The 3DS version is a great way to experience it, less room for frustration than the original so I found it easier to see it through. And of course it has that unique atmosphere.

Repeater Records is hiring!

We're looking for indie-visuals who will provide our customers with a RAD experience!

Which season though?

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It sounds small and stupid, but being able to add a dedicated "Animal Crossing" button that syncs an hourly playlist to the device clock is the kind of insane detail that explains why Nintendo made their own app.

YouTube video by Curve Games Wax Heads - Dev Log #1: Welcome To The Neighbourhood

🎉 Exciting news! 🎉

Wax Heads is launching in the first half of 2026!

In our first Dev Log, @patattiemurray.bsky.social dives into one of the game’s core themes – community

Check it out below 👇

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDQk...

A screenshot of an amazon listing for a network cable joiner, sold by a brand called "PENCILUPNOSE"

I am calling for a moratorium on new brands

Amazon's choice ✔️

That's where the high speed stealth bus now picks up from

I tweeted in May 2024: Morrisons "takeaway-style" frozen pizza is a thin Italian crust rather than the otherwise more customary deep pan crust, and I think this is really emblematic of a generational shift in tastes, perhaps too a general reset of UK cultural aspirations in the 21st Century. The photo shows a Morrisons Takeaway loaded pepperoni pizza

The Pizza Hut downfall has been coming for a while and the clue was in supermarket pizza shifting away from deep pan, surely reflecting the typical pizza consumer's changing desire.

It’s a meat laminator

Is this the meat laminator you’ve all been buying?

siri, unroll this thread please

I hope this means we can finally get some real answers about whether or not the earth is flat. What else are they hiding??

Starting a 2025 Q4 thread of not-evil* jobs in tech or using tech skills, which I'll reply to add to as I find new cool things over time

*or minimally evil, as this is often the best we can hope for in these troubled times. Assessments based on nothing but my own vibes

"it isn't just X—it's Y" is by far the most annoying ChatGPTism

YouTube video by The Presidents of the United States of America The Presidents of the United States of America - Jupiter (Official Audio)

youtu.be/N820rvmpHII?...

Definitely worth a look! I never finished it but it's got a unique feel