Tory Media Pitchbot

on the plus side, Trump and his donors are absolutely raking it in so Americans can be happy they voted for that

Mike Johnson:

absolutely no one is ever going to believe that this moron had 4 friends

this may well be true but unfortunately no sane and rational person can trust anything said by Cummings

not even sure the original Nazis were this sensitive

shld have kept them in the bathroom of his country club, that wld be totally fine

look forward to this couple being invited to sit on the Question Time panel every week

they’re learning that you can rape and sexually assault multiple women, brav about it, and still get elected to be President twice while the media fawns all over you because you’re good for their business model

when Biden proposed this deal, Trump invited Bibi to Mar A Lago and told him to refuse the deal because it wld help the Harris campaign. so there was an extra year of mass slaughter so Trump could get elected. and you think he deserves credit for that??

is anyone else incredibly sad about Alex Jones being forced to pay this huge penalty? no, me neither

the most repugnant war criminals the world has ever seen cooked up a deal between themselves and they’ve already reneged on it

this is always greeted with a shrug when the Israelis do it

Tommy sponsored by Elon, Farage sponsored by Putin

all of this while Trump, Bibi and western media do their victory laps casting themselves as peacemakers

absolutely nothing printed in the pages of The Spectator can be treated as meaningful commentary. they publish deranged bigots and neo Nazis, the wonderful legacy of Andrew Neil and Fraser Nelson

more proof that Reform are the party that will keep our women safe from the invading hordes of Muslims

because no Palestinians were involved in the negotiations and it hands Bibi everything he wants. and thousands of innocent civilians have been slaughtered, and still lie under the rubble. and most Palestinians don’t have a home left to go. so anyone with any empathy is feeling fairly sad

that wld be the best thing to happen to the Middle East and the world for a long time

so peak masculinity for Christian nationalists is fellating a career criminal and serial rapist on live TV

pretty sure he’s both

the short answer is because they’re some of the worst people on the planet

this so unlike him, he’s always upheld the highest ethical standards

yeah well imagine how angry you wld be if you had to live with an alcoholic rapist

it is an institutional failure by why not name and shame the cabal who took over thé influential positions in the corporation. we know a lot of this lies at the desk of proto-fascist Robbie Gibb

there’s a decent chance this channel has been open for some time….

Putin might be a war criminal and a corrupt, genocidal maniac but credit where it’s due - placing Melania as a honey trap for a wealthy moron was strategic genius

when will the American people be able to celebrate release of the Epstein Files Day?

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noted moron and ugly bigot Robert Jenrick is accusing someone else of having a chequered past

Jenrick has zero charisma and even less intellect, so he’s forced to try and out racist Farage