Susie To Go

There's only one Susie To Go that i know of. 🤣

My first name isn't super distinctive, but my last name is. There is only one other person with my first and last name- she is older, but married into the family. She lives in the same city, but we've never met. Sometimes, I get mail for her though- she's a teacher and I get teacher related mail.

I enjoy that Peacock seems to think I may watch anything other than SVU on their app. They always put SVU fourth on the list of shows recommended for me- maybe one day I will accidentally pick one of the top three and make their day.

I tried explaining this to my boomer dad earlier this week and he kept shrugging and saying, "I don't care about the pennies." I kept trying to explain that it wasn't about pennies- it was about how poorly planned and executed this was.

I might have been wrong about the character.

This actor has the blandest face I've ever seen. I kind of can't believe anyone put him in this big budget action movie. The character seems fine, just...this actor, I just can't get over it. The movie is amusing otherwise.

Oh! What is the extension you use for stripping the AI summary from search results?! I try to put -ai in my searches, but forget a lot!

I guess it's Argue With Susan Day again. I wish someone would give me a heads-up a day early, just do i can prepare.

There is a mental health AI chatbot named Woebot and it's a fun pun on robot but a completely depressing comnentary about the states of mental health, insurance, healthcare availability, and AI.

Well, doesn't this beat all?

We had a spiral staircase and Slinky could not handle that unexpected turn of events.

Probably. But I specifically turn off everything I can. When I'm on a platform I can't quite figure out (looking at you, Instagram), I'm always baffled by what it surfaces for me.

There was a time for a few years that if Facebook showed me an ad, I'd report it for not being in Finnish. Do I know Finnish? Nope. Am I based in Finland? Absolutely not. It drove Facebook batty for awhile, which was totally worth it.

I don't have tracking and history turned on and everyone's comments about what they're shown are completely fascinating.

When friends have babies, I declare them my nieces and nephews. I don't have any of my own, so I claim them all. My boss' daughters? I'm referring to them as nieces because they both know me and there isn't a word for "my employee who is also a friend" and Aunt Susie seems like the easiest shorthand

This was my thought! How many does he have on him at any given time? How much money does he have invested in mini bottles?

I have never been more excited to be asexusl.

This is the worst rendition of the American anthem I've ever heard. You could have gotten a teen girl to knock this out and it'd have been 150% better.

Dystopia directions from Google on how to turn an audio file into a podcast style conversation between 2 AI hosts.

What. The. Actual. Fuck?

Where do I get a huge Medusa wall? I could use one for my cubicle at work.

I will never not love a T-Rex costume. A science lab T-Rex? Perefection.

Tomorrow's 5k is at 8:30 AM which is good, but also those is going to be a quick turn around!

My 5k today is at 3PM which should be illegal. 3PM is like 8PM for me.

Aida de la Cruz wins Halloween.

These look like fun! I hate downloading the game and then it's nothing like the ad. Royal Match is that way.

Btw: i am fucking adorable and I will not entertain any comments to the contrary.

I, a fat middle aged woman, with stupidly pale white skin, stand before my bedroom mirror in my Halloween costume. I am a purple witch this year. I have on a tea length dress with a black top and ombre purple skirt that is also has a spiderweb pattern on it. I am wearing purple and black striped tights and purple knock off Chuck Taylor's because I am not itching to break my ankles this holiday season. I have on a wolf head necklace and a purple witch's hat, with a spider dangling from it, on my head. There is a petticoat underneath- also purple- because that's how I roll. And I covered my face with a heart eyes emoji because you don't need to see my face

I am, very clearly, not excited in the slightest for Halloween.

One of my coworkers keeps calling hospice "hopkins" and it took me a long time to figure out what she meant. The situation is not comical, but...

I've never been a person who spends much time and money on my hair but I wish that for everyone, if that's what they want. I know some people invest in their hair for their own care and happiness so I encourage that, but if people feel burdened by beauty standards, I hope they find relief from that.