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@noblealice.bsky.social

she/her, queer, late 30s, cat mom

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Screencap from Seinfeld where George originally says "I gotta focus. I'm shifting into soup mode", only 'soup' has been (clumsily) replaced with 'Yuletide' in smaller font.

Screencap from Seinfeld where George originally says "I gotta focus. I'm shifting into soup mode", only 'soup' has been (clumsily) replaced with 'Yuletide' in smaller font.

Me to all my half finished wips and ideas.... Shhhhh, now is not the time.

10.11.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, MUCH better! Probably need to update the towels and still need to go around and touch up the parts where I made some taping mistakes, but overall I'm pleased with a weekend's worth of work.

09.11.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The BEFORE photo of a deep navy blue wall with a framed poster and towel rack. To the left is a beige and white shower curtain.

The BEFORE photo of a deep navy blue wall with a framed poster and towel rack. To the left is a beige and white shower curtain.

I've disliked this navy blue paint in my bathroom since I moved in, and I'm finally painting it, but it's so hard to cover navy with a lighter colour, and I know that I need to let the first coat dry so I can do a second, but I feel so defeated with how ugly it looks right now.

08.11.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
The post reads:
There are no rabbits
On the trampoline
No squirrels skydiving
On the air conditioner
The cat is not holding a meeting
In a dapper little suit
But there’s a fat pit bull at the bus stop
And a baby with chubby feet in a stroller
And the air smells like fall
Real life is happening all around you
And it is more beautiful than garbage
Vomited up by a machine that eats water and jobs
I am begging you to unhook your brain
And go eat ice cream on a bench
Life is too short
To stare at a small screen
That turns your dreams into pretty pictures
And your brain into mush.

The post reads: There are no rabbits On the trampoline No squirrels skydiving On the air conditioner The cat is not holding a meeting In a dapper little suit But there’s a fat pit bull at the bus stop And a baby with chubby feet in a stroller And the air smells like fall Real life is happening all around you And it is more beautiful than garbage Vomited up by a machine that eats water and jobs I am begging you to unhook your brain And go eat ice cream on a bench Life is too short To stare at a small screen That turns your dreams into pretty pictures And your brain into mush.

08.11.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 315    πŸ” 128    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 5

Reposting because, and I say this with love, some of you are going to see this and go β€œoh shit, I need to check my bottle” and then immediately forget about it so if this could affect you, go check right now before you even scroll to the next post, I mean it.

05.11.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1947    πŸ” 2342    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 8
Pusheen shows off her toe beans. The text reads toe beans forever. Beautiful beans. Extra soft. Very small.

Pusheen shows off her toe beans. The text reads toe beans forever. Beautiful beans. Extra soft. Very small.

πŸΎπŸ’–

05.11.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 428    πŸ” 169    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
Screenshot of an online store product selection. It shows a man in the same hat twice, one in dark grey, one in light. The product is misspelled as "Gary" instead of grey.

Screenshot of an online store product selection. It shows a man in the same hat twice, one in dark grey, one in light. The product is misspelled as "Gary" instead of grey.

"Gary? Yes... that was what they used to call me. Dark Gary. That was my name.

I am Light Gary, and I come back to you now at the turn of the tide."

26.10.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1127    πŸ” 313    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 12

A software update changed sizes of things on my phone and it's maybe like a 20% difference but it's just /OFF/ enough to bother me. So now I'm all grumpy woman yelling at the cloud.

01.11.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Four images of a tuxedo cat. Top left, he is lying down with an orange and yellow jack-o-lantern sweater on. Top right, he is standing and looking at the camera and wearing a Dracula costume (red cape, bow tie, and shirt front with buttons). Bottom right, he is laying down  with head in right profile with a green paper hat that reads B-DAY BOY BASH. Bottom Left, he is still wearing the hat but standing and looking left. The hat has yellow stars.

Four images of a tuxedo cat. Top left, he is lying down with an orange and yellow jack-o-lantern sweater on. Top right, he is standing and looking at the camera and wearing a Dracula costume (red cape, bow tie, and shirt front with buttons). Bottom right, he is laying down with head in right profile with a green paper hat that reads B-DAY BOY BASH. Bottom Left, he is still wearing the hat but standing and looking left. The hat has yellow stars.

Happy 5th Birthday Bash! We had to make a new hat this year but the Halloween costumes still fit.

31.10.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fic rec!!!!! I got to see this fic draft in early stages and it blew me away, go read it in its final form and thank me later! The fact that I have plans tonight and can't cozy up with this #Jayvik fic and a blanket is cruel. I guess I know what I'm reading tomorrow! #Arcane

30.10.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg, love them!!! πŸ‘» πŸ’– Wow time is just flying!! I'm glad the kiddos are doing great!

28.10.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Miss you too! Things are okay right now, Bash is sweet but mischievous. How are you and the kiddos? And what do your nails look like? I remember you always having great/cute nails!

27.10.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But less Nazis, no billionaire owner trying to ruin everything and functioning block lists! And no annoying ads!

27.10.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not yet ☹️☹️☹️

27.10.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Best possible scenario, I thought my email would disappear into a void but now I can get matching art! Tell artists you appreciate them!

25.10.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I loved a piece of art so much that has a Velveteen Rabbit quote on it that I emailed the artist to tell them I loved it in my home, and now they are making a second print with a different quote and will email me when it's in their shop!!!!! I am beyond happy with this news! πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰

25.10.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

People who add captions to videos so I can read instead of digging out headphones on the train, I want to give you a great big ol' hug. People who transcribe videos so I can read it faster than the person talking, I want to kiss you on the mouth.

24.10.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my goodness, so adorable!

20.10.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's awful, I'm so angry on your behalf. πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ

19.10.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Black and white cat in looks at the camera from inside a blue and yellow nylon tunnel

Black and white cat in looks at the camera from inside a blue and yellow nylon tunnel

#caturday Mr Bash is helping me procrastinate doing laundry today. He's too cute to ignore.

18.10.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Should I live post my reactions to #CR4 and shout into the void? I'd use #criticalrolespoilers... I just have FEELINGS!

18.10.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahhh, thank you! You're an angel!!!! I just adore them and wanted to make an icon out of the photo πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™

18.10.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fic rec: this Jayvik (Arcane) fic was really good, I highly recommend it!! You don't need to know anything about Trigun Stampede to read it (I didn't) but now that I know a bit more about Trigun, my re-read caught new details. Also, such pretty art!!

18.10.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@pjonews.bsky.social hello, I'm hoping you can help me find a photo. It's of Leah holding a Yankees hat nonchalantly and Walker is acting as though he is tugging/pulling with all his might but not budging it. I thought it was from comic con but couldn't find it.

17.10.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so tired that I should get off my phone and go to bed, but also I don't want to end my day because then the next one will be here in a blink, and I feel like I barely survived this one

16.10.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Pusheen surrounded by fall leaves.

Pusheen surrounded by fall leaves.

πŸ‚ ✨

15.10.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 553    πŸ” 227    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4
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13.10.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 385    πŸ” 608    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 35

(Shhhhh, we don't talk about C3, I will get to it when I get to it)

13.10.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm caught up for maybe the first time EVER with a CR campaign and I'm like....what do you mean there isn't more content and I need to WAIT? This has never happened to me, I've always been behind. I mean, it's only 2 episodes in, so there's time for me to fall back and struggle, haha

13.10.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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