It used to be you could just steal a pie cooling on a windowsill. Not anymore.
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I canβt condone violence even if I disagree with someoneβs politics but I can say that their face was somehow too small for their head and I didnβt like that about them either
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Can someone explain why I find this so funny
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Heβs known as βBig Ballsβ because his penis is so small the nards look huge in comparison
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At the beach why would you listen to the shitty sounds of the ocean surf or birdcalls when you can force others to experience a cacophony of Bluetooth speakers playing different forgettable pop music songs?
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Ok but we really need to see a photo of the drawing
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@thestormydaniels.bsky.social you already diagnosed him with Chronic Penis Insufficiency
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