RedEaredRabbit

“Some people call me the space cowboy”

I’m pretty sure no one has ever called you ‘the space cowboy’.

“Some call me the gangsta of love”

By ‘some people’ do you mean yourself?

“Some people call me Maurice”

That’s better.

Took the rooster to my old university. #imperialgirl

I am on a conference call with the Americans.

Hope you work everything out

Have to consider Bloodborne - smacking the hell out of a werewolf while wearing a top hat.

They do it better than anyone.

It’s ok to summon for that one, right?

You’re so right. I especially loved the Black Knight weapons and armour in DS3. Spent many hours farming those guys over the years.

I am in a meeting #meetingface

Magnus Carlsen wins the @chessable.com  Masters! 🏆

The king of the CCT is back - and wins without dropping a match! He defeated Hikaru as both secured spots at the Esports World Cup, and claims his first victory under the @teamliquid.com  banner!

The name’s Bezos, Jeff Bezos: what can we expect from Amazon’s James Bond? With one of the film industry’s most lucrative franchises signed over to Amazon MGM, 007 could be facing down the barrel of spin-offs, quasi-crowdsourcing and a cinematic universe to rival Marvel

If he casts himself as the next Bond baddie, it just might work.

www.theguardian.com/film/2025/fe...

JD Vance stuns Munich conference with blistering attack on Europe’s leaders US vice-president questions whether European values are worth defending as he rails against ‘threat from within’

JD Vance loves free speech and Vladimir Putin. Which feels like an odd combination.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

BBC One - Sunday Morning Live, Series 15, Episode 20 Is immigration bad for Britain? And, is gambling a public health issue?

Very happy to be able to debunk the Telegraph's "1 in 12 Londoners is an illegal migrant" lie (repeated here by the hapless Emma Webb) on BBC Sunday Morning Live today (at 10.40am, about 10 minutes in).

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Some cracking choices there

RE2. Whenever Mr X suddenly popped up from around a corner.

Border security have all disappeared and the queue is now even more stationary than it was before.

The man in front of me insists that we will get through this with a “stiff upper lip”.

Queue of shame, hour two:

The egg-throwing has ceased - at least for now. The woman behind me in the queue is very eggy indeed, thanks in part, to some superb ducking by me.

Everyone in the EU queue went through in 10 seconds and were given a free bar of chocolate and a hand job.

Over in the queue of shame, we’re an hour in and I can’t see the start or end of it. Border security guards are throwing eggs at us.

I am on a plane

I am on a conference call with the Americans.

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There’s a good tapas place in SoHo. You can eat at the bar, which is always handy for solo dining

boqueriarestaurant.com

Lady Maria in Bloodborne

My willy fell off after 20 mins :-(

A screen shot of a tweet i did. The tweet was this . "Here's a new game you can try. It's called "Is it Lemur?". Here's how you play. The first Wordle word you try every day is LEMUR. If it's not Lemur, you lose. It's a brutal game, but we love it"

I tweeted this on August 22nd 2022.

I've been playing this game for 862 days.

WHAT A DAY!!

#wordle

Tell him, Mark!

Protected by a silver spoon

1. Elden Ring
2. Dark Souls 3
3. Bloodborne

Might be a theme here.

From a field of 188, only the top 8 qualify for the knockouts. Daniel Naroditsky, super unlucky to finish in 9th, despite an equal score with first place.
#chess #worldblitz

Daniel Naroditsky is currently leading the World Rapid Championship after defeating the 2021 champ, Abdusattorov 😍

Photo of Nutmeg standing on all fours on top of a small cylindrical stool

If you press the bottom of the cylinder, her legs collapse