Jaz Millions

The Baileys are class traitors and can eat a family size bag of unsalted rat dicks

The singer’s what ya call one of them ‘unreliable’ narrators

GZA — Liquid Swords: A 25th Anniversary Retrospective Decomposing an undisputed classic Rap LP that also happens to be the perfect Winter album…

I also wrote an anniversary piece about GZA's "Liquid Swords", a masterpiece that is arguably Rap's all-time greatest Winter album: dartadams.medium.com/gza-liquid-s...

Will accept this as an early xmas gift if this happens before then, mom and dad

Wild to think gangs are hiding in plain sight as ICE

Ahem…She Time on my Kruger until I Dunn. I did that wrong didn’t I?

It’s not even proper Braves merch

What a snack! Dame’s not bad either yuk yuk

Okay Nancy Reagan

Dude double jumped!

This and seizing billionaires assets are two of my must-have platforms

I’ve got some bad news for you 🩳

THIS IS SO GOOD

Jacked on coke and HGH to make the deadline

I felt that one

Don’t you fucking dare

The next gen is going to be called mamdami babies

Billionaires may be rich but they are thick as pig shit and half as smart

We did it, Tim

Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.

The red guy is gonna be busy

If we don’t hear back from you we’ll assume something terrible happened off stage

Hoping for a headline like this tomorrow:

NEW YORK TO CUOMO
DROP DEAD

Soon it will be the characters breaking the 4th wall with “Ever have one of those days when your head won’t stop spinning??”

Shug is like ‘stay humble’

I mean, he PROMISED to move, right?

Oh shit, Whorey McWhoreface is also the one linguistically trying to dunk on Mamdani’s name for being too ethnic

C’mo’s campaign is basically the dril tweet with a guy turning the racism dial looking for votes. Cringe and desperate

Love showing disappointment to the chest burster 👎