Normal. Human.

Wouldn't it be illegal to list training as a capital expense rather than an operating expense, or to mislead investors by categorizing it as such?

Assuming America was not a stupid place and actually enforced laws when it comes to the rich and corporations...

🗣️ @waltermasterson.bsky.social : “ICE agents get 47 days of training because Trump's the 47th president. It's literally that stupid… Dems could defund ICE in the appropriations bill… 7 House Dems already voted to fund ICE — They need to do more than a strongly worded letter.” #AbolishICE

Or really, just put letters and numbers on every door. "The expense would be considerable." Yep, a whole pack of those decals at the Home Depot are like 0.2% of my rent. Damn.

Delivery expected by 1:15pm... No, scratch that, 9pm. No, never mind. "At the request of Anonymous, this notice alerts you that the status... has changed."

🎭⁉️

I just want to keep my package thief neighbor from getting them because my building is too cheap to label the floors from every entrance.

After spending a day watching a UPS truck take my new prescription glasses in circles and never deliver them, I hereby pronounce UPS logistics to be nonsense.

It's 3 buildings down! Wait, it's at the local Target a mile away! No, now it's at the corner CVS just down the street! Oh, now it's gone.

On the execution in Minnesota: Obviously, the individuals involved should be held accountable. But responsibility goes to the top of ICE and CBP, and DHS. Their appropriations come up next week in the senate. Not a cent for DHS without pulling ICE and CBP off the streets, in MN and everywhere else.

NYT push alert: "A person was shot dead today during a struggle with federal agents in Minneapolis, according to officials."

By who? Who shot the person dead? You saw the video. We all know a federal agent shot a man dead who was prone on the ground. Also, it's not "according to officials." It's according to verified video seen with your eyes. Not saying what anyone can obviously see with their eyes is a form of lying.

Why can't humanity climax?

It's like we're edging the future.

I feel like every 2 weeks I see an article on some research that claims we've found a way to reverse Alzheimer's.

We're always discovering a way to reverse Alzheimer's and also just made the next big discovery that puts fusion five years away and the penultimate cancer discovery and AGI is soon.

YouTube video by Side Burns Finance Is Killing Us

fyi as I come out of the flu haze - finishing stream uploads that should've gone up last week.

youtu.be/8vz_rhERtAI

They don't want anyone to see it. I can't think of a better reason to watch.

This thing doesn't look like it would stay floating upright in a bathtub.

Although it is funny that it looks like a big wave could come crashing down and carry away whatever landed on the almost sea level helipad on the back.

"Ok, we have this thing we've decided will drive our entire economy and influence our political system, all business decisions big and small, and it's governed by just two feelings: greed and fear."

CNN Business having a Fear and Greed Index feels like peak "saying the quiet part out loud."

If you slept on DJT’s monologue to the nation yesterday, here’s the short version.

it's been a real "the call is coming from inside the house" year for america

"Oh, yeah? What's good after 16 years?" feels like an odd challenge from your waitress at an anniversary dinner.

It's less tiring if he is aligned with Earth's magnetic field so he might last longer if the bamfing is oriented north-south.

At last, a White House decor that makes it looks like it serves free continental breakfast.

"Uh, he seems hostile."

"The man who was just threatening me seems hostile?"

"Yes, Captain. It was overwhelming me with its... Intensity."

"Thank you, Counselor, once again you've been a great help."

*Alien dongs and vjs float in front of her vision.*

New fan theory on Star Trek and why Deanna Troi's abilities were always useless: her telepathic link with her soulmate, the perpetually horny Commander Riker. It's like being psychically linked to galactic Pornhub.

Legend of Zelda screenshot. Malon: "Everyone seems to be turning evil…"

Relatable

YouTube video by More Perfect Union We Had 400 People Shop For Groceries. What We Found Will Shock You.

EXCLUSIVE: We found that Instacart is using AI algorithms to charge customers different prices for the same items.

It's not just online. It's in physical grocery stores too.

Our months-long investigation with @consumerreports.org and @groundwork.bsky.social found it could cost families $1200/year.

You will be visited by three spirits.

Surely there are cheaper machines for sucking a billionaire's mutilated cock, ones that don't require whole data centers to run.

The propagandists and media shills are going to be the last holdouts on the Trump train because that's all they had to begin with.

The politicians who back away from this will be fine. The billionaires will be fine.

Those Mar-a-Lago lips are going to be stained orange for a long time though.