Crispy Rice

So I just heard Trump slapped 10% tariffs on Narnia, Cybertron, and Wakanda…
15% on Mordor for “unfair trade practices,”
25% on Atlantis for “suspicious underwater activity,”
and a full embargo on Hogwarts because “magic is a national security threat.”

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I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.

My first bullet point for this week: didn’t add a newspaper editor into a chat group to discuss highly confidential military plans.

Get in loser, we're tanking the economy

Americans: We’d like to afford basic necessities, keep vital programs, and not lose our retirement savings.

Trump: Best I can do is a car commercial for the richest man on Earth.

It’s not often I’m a proud Utahn. But this makes me proud. In Ogden even!!! 🤯🤯🤯

A subtle microaggression from the collective male wardrobe—hoarding all the pockets just to remind women they barely get any.

If my brother and sister have both had sex with the same women, does that make them tunnel buddies?

My Canadian friends, is this true?

Jesus Christ, the secondhand embarrassment is overwhelming . 🤦‍♂️

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Pretty much!

My cancer treatment almost bankrupted me. Super fun stuff!!!

Even the promo goodies are mind blowing and genius-crafted. #Severance #AppleTV

46 years on this earth and I’ve ever been so frightened for my self and my families well-being. Not even close to prepared for what might happen. Calling representatives doesn’t seem to really matter. Feeling helpless is an understatement.

Because Putin is watching, and Trump is scared

For those of you who watched the video of an Idaho woman experience handmaid's tale treatment, now is the time to decide what you would do in that situation whether it was you or whether you were sitting near her. We are in a moment where we all have to decide who we are.

I’d settle for one CEO

Just the CEO

I can’t wait to celebrate when……you know…..it happens.

Fun fact: while Phony Stark and the DOGEbags are taking money from our veterans, the world’s poorest people and kids with cancer, Assistant President Poopy Pants has already spent nearly $11 million of our money… playing golf.

We’re all in this shit together, brothers and sisters.

I don't think the Dems can stop the firings. But why aren't they proposing legislation that assures those that took the buyout get paid , and that all that are fired, get at least a year severance and health benefits? And any one with a health condition is covered the entire time they are sick?

Donold Called Himself The King Today GTFO.

I don’t know about you, but I’ll never bend the knee to ‘King Trump.’

Get fucked.

It breaks my heart to hear the anthem booed, but I get it. As Americans, we put him in office. Whether we personally voted for him or not, he’s our collective shame. A country that refuses to live up to its own ideals shouldn’t be surprised when people stop pretending it does.

The irony of the richest man in the world almost single-handedly destroying an agency designed to help the world’s poor, so that the U.S. federal budget has more room for another giant tax cut for the richest man in the world and his pals, should not be lost on anyone. [Cartoon by Mike Luckovich]