me when i realize my girlfriend and i are the lesbians with the chaco sandals, maine coon cat, and hiking backpacks with granola bars in the pockets
17.07.2025 08:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@apple-goose.bsky.social
- wildlife ecology πͺ± -19 -oklahoma β‘οΈ idaho -pomegranate enthusiast
me when i realize my girlfriend and i are the lesbians with the chaco sandals, maine coon cat, and hiking backpacks with granola bars in the pockets
17.07.2025 08:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Foxtrot Delta Tango ;)
07.04.2025 00:04 β π 12416 π 1245 π¬ 385 π 67guys can we start a cult and can i be in charge and you give me all your money i promise ill protect u
22.03.2025 13:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Do you guys want to pretend weβre mermaids and I have super long beautiful magic hair and I have to use my mermaid powers to cure your disease while we survive in the wild and weβre sisters
22.03.2025 02:11 β π 140 π 4 π¬ 6 π 0Velcro: the lovechild of a pornstache and a beaver.
21.03.2025 14:18 β π 166 π 63 π¬ 11 π 0if youve ever kissed Branson Missouros wax johnny cash our lips have touched
22.03.2025 08:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i didnt light that tesla on fire it was just roman tourism!!
22.03.2025 01:23 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i didnt burn that tesla it was just roman tourism!!
22.03.2025 01:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yelling βAINT NO COUNTRY BOY QUITTERβ is my new vocal stim
22.03.2025 01:09 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Me, after my gift of a large wooden Cybertruck was rejected
21.03.2025 23:56 β π 90 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0no literally that headline has me feelin medieval. like.. O blisful dai, gode clerks! Six and fourty thousend cybre-trukkes ben ycleped ayein. A dai of feste is upon us. Ac ΓΎe fiht nis nought ended til we geten Γe GrΓ¦test Tydinge; howbeit, ΓΎis is a sigefor ΓΎe folc
20.03.2025 19:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0O blisful dai, gode clerks! Six and fourty thousend cybre-trukkes ben ycleped ayein. A dai of feste is upon us. Ac ΓΎe fiht nis nought ended til we geten Γe GrΓ¦test Tydinge; howbeit, ΓΎis is a sigefor ΓΎe folc!
20.03.2025 18:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i am a prophet revere me.
20.03.2025 18:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0yaaay i love trash dating tv
16.03.2025 16:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0currently thinking abt her in 1300-1500 east midland dialect of old english
Ich longe after hire, cnihtes. ich mot faren stedes wyde to bihalden hire. Ich hatie to ben of ΓΎis kynde sumwhiles, Uhaul Lesbians ac we shullen ben.
as a former art TA i love being the rainbow haired kooky one. i always cracked the tough guy persona
15.03.2025 10:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Having meatloaf for breakfast. BECOME UNGOVERNABLE, EMBRACE CHAOS
14.03.2025 16:26 β π 6412 π 427 π¬ 322 π 47as all 50 of youβs supreme leader i vote soup is our national food
15.03.2025 10:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hello faithful subjects, apparently i live in the dust bowl now?? so thats new and interesting
15.03.2025 10:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0yall ever seen a bewildered wolf spider?? he looks comically shocked i took his picture
10.03.2025 23:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0realest one yet LMFAOO
06.03.2025 07:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i think its just a broken off chunk of granite in some concrete :)) it can form that shape naturally
06.03.2025 07:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0its a piece of brown granite i believe :)
06.03.2025 01:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i think itβs a piece of concrete with an iron rich rock inclusion (rusty iron is orange)
05.03.2025 05:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0very cool!!!
04.03.2025 19:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i yearn to be a niche internet presence again
03.03.2025 22:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0kicking my feet and twirling my hair i just got referenced in a fic ive been reading and talking to the author
26.02.2025 14:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this is so real and so me
21.02.2025 22:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0what is the genuine reason for people putting their babies in front of tv screens all day before they can even walk, like iβm being serious why do they do it?? is it just lazy parenting like i donβt get it???
21.02.2025 21:29 β π 18 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0LEDA 1313424
(im not an astronomer just a girl whose terrified of space)
its shaped like a ripple because a smaller galaxy WENT STRAIGHT THROUGH IT?? the little blue thing to the left is 130 million lightyears away. but once the ripples settled it started forming stars in the rings!!! what the fart