Alison Tafel

The opposite of diversity equity inclusion is uniformity inequity and exclusion.

Saying “discriminatory dei” makes you look like a fucking loser who can’t read.

Something I realized today.

The musical Come From Away is my Roman Empire.

Happy “LA Folks Are Going To Drive Super Erradic And Unsafely Slow Because Of A Little Splish Splash On The Road” Day to all who have already gotten into a wreck.

Low key MVP of the #snl50 and #snlhomecoming concert - Ana Gasteyer.

It's weirdly difficult to remember that Trump's popular vote margin was /less/ than Hillary's in 2016. Biden got more votes in 2020 than Trump got in 2024 and Trump surrogates all under-performed in congressional races.

This is not a mandate, I don't get why it is being portrayed that way.

Will update next week. There has to be a Goldilocks “just right” situation here. 4/4

I finished my food before anyone arrived. Now everyone is eating as I watch, in the corner so I’m not taking up a table. The mingle opportunity has passed. I’m tainted as the early one. Now I’m gonna spend class full and lonely. 3/4

This week, the plan was to come early for the food and mingle but WAS THE FIRST PERSON HERE. 2/4

Came to a class last week that offered food and mingling beforehand, missed the food and mingling, spent class starving and lonely. 1/4

I’m on the couch, I’m full, it’s too early to go to bed… What’s everyone’s post #superbowl fun watch?

OK, OK OK imagine being a person who got hired to convincingly say the line “I don’t like drinking water.”

Who does it like drinking water??? Have you ever had water? It’s amazing. #superbowl

Imagine having a microphone shoved in your face on national television as you are the smelliest you have ever been in your entire life. #superbowl

Isn’t the Gatorade pouring premature? I really don’t know. #superbowl

I’m bored so writing this to pass the time. #superbowl

On no! He’s trying to joke! #superbowl

The names of nfl announcers are so cardboard. #superbowl

Brady: Here’s a low key way I cheated back in the day until refs cracked down on me. Now chuckle so it sounds like an anecdote.

Other Announcer: Hehheh

#superbowl

The #SuperBowl commercials brought to you by the number 2.

Newest edition to the list?

Two McConaughey’s.

Old men on the field, holding microphones? Pee break! #superbowl

Flying mustaches.

Also old ladies breakdancing.

This is a turning into true #SuperBowl Dante’s Peak Volcano sitch.

YOU CAN’T WIN
SO WIN

Okay, so now I’m sitting here? Moved? And crying? #superbowl #nike

Also two old lady breakdancing ads.

This is a true SuperBowl Dante’s Peak Volcano sitch.

I’m imagining the Oscar bait movie already.

Plot: A mad men looking ad guy who had no credentials but just one idea…

The. Flying. Mustache.
“Could YOU sell it twice?”

Theaters 2026

#superbowl

Not one but TWO flying mustache commercials??? Oh man, some ad folks are totally shitting themselves. #superbowl

OK, so this is the most I have ever used #BlueSky, finally giving the algorithm something to chew on. All I’ve been doing is commenting on the #SuperBowl commercials. And so now my Discover page is COMPLETELY SATURATED with

… quirky liberal cross stitch?

Touché #bluesky

Oh man you need to hear the Tom Cruise superbowl party story…

That Cold Foam commercial didn’t realize it was doing double duty by promoting #coffeemate and also… LSD! #superbowl

All I’m saying is, Johnny Cash is not *not* rolling over in his grave…

“Hey guys let’s just stop not liking each other k? No specifics on what we are talking about, and no suggestions at manageable solutions, just wanting to insert the vague use of the words “hate” and “stop” and anyway… does this come across like we’re fixing it?” - NFL #SuperBowl

Are we implying that super successful multi-hyphenate ISSA RAE doesn’t have her own personal accountant?

Actually, I don’t care. Get your money, girl!

#superbowl