Lana Berry

Ah a callback to such simpler times 🥲 Where is @lanaberry.bsky.social when we need her?

i’m here!!

After the 15th inning it is time to replace one player with a dog until someone wins or it's all dogs.

lolllll i have since been to a miserable 18 inning world series game so i can commiserate even though it wasn’t quite as cold

my all time fave

lol

I believe it was @lanaberry.bsky.social who once pointed out that one of the great things about having playoff games on Turner networks is, right now, the number of people pissed that they have to watch Cubs-Brewers on TNT instead of Battleship is not zero

WHY YES IT IS

god bless

A phone book with, for some reason, baseball player Michael Young on the cover.

well he will pay for something

!!!!!

jeter will pay for his crimes

i’m here and i’m ready to fight

major blog energy here

🎶Cal has Dumps like a truck,
truck, truck

is this true

ASSMAN NY license plate

imagination is about filling in the blanks

“every team needs an ass guy” - molly knight

does this need context @mollyknight.bsky.social

I would pay a lot of money to have been in the design meeting where they discussed how to do the udder

the reason for the season

no

happy 4th of july to hot dog bird and no one else

Zohran Mamdani’s socialist promises: Baseball players kiss now.

you’re so right there is literally no better feeling than seeing everyone in their cars trying to get in and out of there and just walking right past them

once is all you need!

i also sometimes would park in the gelsons parking lot across the street and i would do a lap in gelsons so they wouldn’t take me to prison for using their parking lot

my life got significantly better when i started walking 2 miles to the silverlake trader joe’s instead of having an anxiety attack in the parking lot once a week

yessssssss