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@bainard.bsky.social

alleged craft beer knower. jorts authority. head dude at bsky.app/profile/beermiscuous.bsky.social in Chicago. Free Palestine. he/him

1,035 Followers  |  249 Following  |  7,476 Posts  |  Joined: 12.06.2023  |  2.0535

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Weather in February 2015 in Chicago, Illinois, USA Weather reports from February 2015 in Chicago, Illinois, USA with highs and lows

it was 2015, only got above freezing a coupla times www.timeanddate.com/weather/usa/...

05.02.2026 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

there was a winter probably like 8-10 years ago when i don't think it got above freezing and the sun never came out for the entire month of february.

05.02.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

honk

05.02.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When was the last time you did some organizing, Matthew?

05.02.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"wood alcohol" that's just bourbon right

04.02.2026 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

confusing siege warfare with guerilla warfare has been the downfall of many empires

04.02.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's incredible how unserious this horseshit website is. the app crashes all the time too.

04.02.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

same reasons it was so dang funny to see gen z chuds explaining online that the ice occupation of MPLS would work for ice because of "antifa supply lines", in a place where the occupied people actually live their lives, and they can still get their bottled water, snacks, and hand warmers at costco.

04.02.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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every xenoblade 1 cutscene

03.02.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4868    πŸ” 1663    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 167

our daycare has tadpoles and it works great for us, they’re also much more diligent about proper tagging. sorry that your daycare doesn’t seem to know how to use the computer.

04.02.2026 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what's going on

04.02.2026 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"is that tom thibodeau?"

04.02.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Taste a Panda's Ass
YouTube video by Wesley Willis's Greatest Hits Taste a Panda's Ass

okay so in college, panda express was one of the nearest non-food-hall food options to campus. whenever one of us in the dorm suite went there we'd play this song on our respective stereo:

04.02.2026 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we need to invent more never-trump republicans so that the new york times can hire them

04.02.2026 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ever since I saw this email I’ve been looking for this screenshot

03.02.2026 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 732    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1

they want ICE turned into dust. chip chop.

03.02.2026 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
austin backlit by a maplewood neon sign

austin backlit by a maplewood neon sign

TONIGHT is Tasting Tuesday with @maplewoodbrew.bsky.social! 5:30-8pm! Check out their cool sign.

03.02.2026 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i was gonna say, cool that the bulls don't have any tall people now

03.02.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Choosing the Autocracy ideology path in Civ V is basically impossible unless you're constantly at war.

03.02.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"i took this painkiller and started really getting into nickelback"

03.02.2026 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's almost as if one side of this conflict is interested in keeping a loving, caring society going while the other is hell-bent on destroying it.

03.02.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"unexpected number of weather days" is an extremely funny thing to admit when you're a mile off the lake just north of chicago.

03.02.2026 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so so sorry man. You've been great for each other and enjoy this while you have it.

03.02.2026 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

his entire deal until 2026 was that the biden economy was Going Great For Everyone and if you disagreed with that assertion you were a horseshoe theory communifascist

03.02.2026 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i was gonna say this screams wrecker behavior

03.02.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œbut also don’t call me a wrecker”

03.02.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

a less charitable reading of this would be β€œit makes us feel better if you did nothing”

03.02.2026 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

placekicker

02.02.2026 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Explain to me why I’m standing in front of my childrens’ schools in subzero weather trying to make sure none of their classmates are kidnapped by armed, masked goons then.

02.02.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4683    πŸ” 772    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 12

to post that with your government name is wild shit

02.02.2026 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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