@bainard.bsky.social
jorts authority. head dude at bsky.app/profile/beermiscuous.bsky.social in Chicago. Free Palestine. he/him
*cough*
16.11.2025 09:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 09-14 on third down!
16.11.2025 04:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a stat line that doubles as a madness rune
thank you but also what the fuck is this shit
16.11.2025 03:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Michigan gave the ball away 5 times and went 9-14 on 3rd down. Tim McGarigle thinks he's in the CFL.
9-14 on 3rd down while getting 5 turnovers is fucking malpactice
15.11.2025 21:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
northwestern's third down defense is 46.94%, good for 125th in FBS
are you kidding me bro
15.11.2025 21:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0sigh
15.11.2025 20:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0stupidest 2 point attempt i’ve seen in a little bit
15.11.2025 20:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0median tamu fan
15.11.2025 19:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey man fuck that cop
15.11.2025 18:38 — 👍 1103 🔁 60 💬 26 📌 10Preston Stone is five foot nine.
15.11.2025 18:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Zach Lujan who said you could leave The Device
15.11.2025 18:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey man @jbpritzker.bsky.social it's crazy the stuff you seem to be okay with these days.
15.11.2025 17:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0they're including water weight
15.11.2025 17:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Whitestown, IN” gonna need to be more specific
15.11.2025 16:07 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0doing sad theatre-kid rob gordon shit because everyone found out you went to third base on the (at the time) sex pest president is extremely funny
15.11.2025 14:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Someone missed the memo on Woke 2.
14.11.2025 20:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In lieu of saying "Cyclists should be allowed to open-carry", new cars should have satellite-tracked restrictors in them that make you go the speed limit.
14.11.2025 20:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0australia and china both have more solar energy than they know what to do with at this point. there's no reason america can't get there too.
14.11.2025 20:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0he was too busy reading the nuzzi piece
14.11.2025 20:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ICYMI, @govpritzker.illinois.gov in October claimed state, county and local police at Broadview were working "to protect people’s ability to peacefully exercise their constitutional rights."
In the month since those same police have arrested about 80 protestors at Broadview.
has bouie said anything yet he has me blocked
14.11.2025 13:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0it is time
14.11.2025 04:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0and yet Good Flying Birds just released one of the best albums of the year. who'd have thought it?
13.11.2025 20:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this is absolutely a correct assessment of geese, i'm unfamiliar with goose but i can already guess they are "not my thing"
13.11.2025 20:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i told a friend i thought geese sounded like black midi trying to recreate in rainbows during a grateful dead show and i stand by it
13.11.2025 19:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0maybe michael will finally answer whether or not he thinks trump is bad
13.11.2025 19:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0oh christ there’s a different band called goose.
13.11.2025 19:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0geese?
13.11.2025 19:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Then Birdo did lay with Yoshi, and knew him.
13.11.2025 05:38 — 👍 527 🔁 83 💬 16 📌 2New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.
12.11.2025 20:50 — 👍 4032 🔁 1110 💬 14 📌 26
