Tara 🌈🌻

You left out adorable!

So, is throwing sandwiches at ICE, like, protected speech now? If so, is it only Subway that's covered? What if we yell, "Eat fresh, motherfucker," when we do it?

Awww Mikey has a sad.

I honestly shouldn't have to care so much about who's mayor of a city I've spent maybe three days total in, but apocalypses change you.

Sometime today, Mike Johnson will say, "I've been very busy not watching pornography this morning and I am only just hearing about the voting yesterday so I am unable to comment on all of that right now."

Gross.

Fuck Dick Cheney. He was a monster.

He was not stuffed in a locker in high school enough.

He’s a lunatic.

Yeah right.

Dear all ATC,

Walk out. All of you. Right now and just leave. Shut the whole damn thing down.

They stole the funds. It’s the only explanation.

Someone needs to check on Fort Knox. I wouldn’t put it past this fucking administration to steal all of our gold.

Second the nail polish. The most visible pink possible.

Unless someone like you brings out the chippity chop, nothing is going to get better. It’s not.

And you’re being nice.

We are not angry enough.

Alas, also my life.

Still waiting for the revolution.

That probably it.

I’m more upset at what happened at the Louvre versus what orange shit stain is currently doing the White House and I don’t really know why.

Thank you to the organizers of today's wildly successful (and peaceful) "No Kings" rallies. You did an amazing job. And thanks to all the millions of people who showed up to give us faith. And a special shout out to the White House regime and the Speaker of the House for all the free publicity!

There’s a terrifying image.

I recite, as I pull all of the purchased books about several insiders warning us, off my bookshelves, but we voted for him again anyway. Republicans are embracing fascism, and the left leaning parties are so divided, it’s shattered. It will destroy us all.

A plague on both your houses!

The French had a great solution for this.

I dunno about any of you but next year, I’m celebrating bastille day.