Alex Ithymia

People will call you a "doomer" or whatever for saying the No Kings protests are worthless, but just look at when they're scheduled: on weekends! Get together in the streets to call Trump fat & orange all you want, you're not changing a god damn thing if you can't withhold your labour.

No it shouldn't. This is how you know you're losing an argument against a liberal, when they start calling you racist/sexist/whatever

Baseball games definitely have too much music. There should be a rule that says no music during an at-bat.

Where was Charlie Brown on January 6 2021??

Marxist Lynchist and lib_crusher are both off twitter? What the heck is going on

That's coming out of his paycheck

What happened to lib_crusher?

I'm glad Aziz is going. He already got canceled over fucking nothing already, what's left for him to lose?

I think if I could punch any twitter user in the face I'd choose Agraybee.

Didn't believe it until I checked Wikipedia

No one with that many followers is gonna admit they're wrong about anything, ever. We need an abundance of humility. Let's normalize admitting you're wrong about things.

I'm a proud carceral urbanist. We are *never* going to have safe streets without carceral policies, sorry. Putting the snowflakes in charge leads to situations like the Charlotte train stabbing.

Millennials I think are the first generation that genuinely doesn't need to have any anxiety about the next generation being "cooler" than them. Gen Z doesn't fuck or drink!

That looks neither great nor redwooded

He gained a lot of street cred with BopSpotter but he blew some of it when he was (unsuccessfully) trying to find the United Healthcare CEO shooter using CitiBike data

Who up darning they hole

We wrecked our whole society over the flu. Sorry, but we need to admit this. We're completely screwed now if an actually deadly pandemic ever comes along.

Born in 1993 and refers to cannabis as "pot"?

I could live with Waymo if the number of them was strictly capped

With all the cars that have tinted windows, including tinted *windshields* now, forget about it. I except pedestrian deaths to increase every year from here on out.

Tuning my tiny violin, one sec

That's the only thing he's said I agree with

a group of cartoon men are standing next to each other . ALT: a group of cartoon men are standing next to each other .

"When Democrats regain control..."

I promise I'm not trying to be mean, but how are people supposed to take you seriously when you write like a child with no capitalization? You're a grown man!

She should seriously consider committing you-know-what

It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted Jimmy Kimmel, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York

When I purposefully spread misinformation over the internet

this to me is the real dark heart of fascism. where everyone is just fine with this meme

Mix the recalled Costco wine with the Panera supercharged lemonade and make yourself stronger than God

Thankfully this time, since a Republican is in the white house, Democrats will be able to acknowledge the economy isn't good.