Jeff Burnett

I skimmed through the original movie the other night while trying to fall asleep and it's so funny how much Willy Wonka hates Mike Teevee specifically.

the movie should splice in this one scene from Quantum Leap with no warning or explanation

What a queen

Huge shoutout to Zohran’s speechwriters! Not enough credit has been given to them!!

when I start to faint in public and the only doctor nearby is Dr. Oz

A sketch of two steam trains, human faces on the front. The title above them says 'The Broad Gauge and the Narrow Gauge'. The narrow gauge train is looking unbearably smug, then broad gauge absolutely raging. In the smoke, they are communicating, the broad gauge saying "You are a locomotive" and the narrow saying "You are another".

It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!

This sets a dangerous legal precedent that I intend to profit from, as the inventor of the knifewich

getting a lot of use out of this this week

when I start to faint in public and the only doctor nearby is Dr. Oz

"is there a doctor in the house?"
[sees Dr. Oz]
"i mean a real doctor"

Huge shoutout to Zohran’s speechwriters! Not enough credit has been given to them!!

Republican ousted in Pennsylvania borough that has voted GOP for 113 years The Democratic Party flipped the mayor's office in Beaver, Pennsylvania.

You love to see it
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Right about now, the honk shoo brother

This would mean more if Illinois state police weren't harassing protestors.

got an email for an erotic audio VO, read the sides aloud to myself, and 4seconds in I knew there was no way. not even close.

no one wants to hear my calming, gentle voice say stuff like, "his gaze grazing her naked body from face to feet and up again. 'I'll enjoy you tonight.'"

yeah they made him want to run for mayor

rich people freaking out about zohran are starting to sound more horny than anything else. ohh noooo mister mamdani sir don’t set up a guillotine in my yard 🫣 it would be sooooo awful if you tarred and feathered me for everyone to see 🤤 sir please don’t step on my trachea and call me a filthy pig 🥵🥺

it was, perhaps, not my best idea to start watch X-Files episodes right before bed

3 Screenshots from the movie "Back to the Future" (1985): First, a man with wild white hair in a white lab coat sits inside a futuristic car, speaking to a young man in a red vest. Subtitles read: "Of course, November 5th 1955." Second, the same man continues animatedly speaking to the young man, with the car's interior visible. Subtitles read: "That was the day I invented time travel." Third, back in the year 1955 the white-haired man wears a complex metal headpiece, looking surprised as he interacts with the young man by the front door.

Nov 5th 1955 - Dr. Emmett Brown slipped and struck his head on the sink. When he regained consciousness, he had a sudden, vivid vision: the design of the flux capacitor.

📽️📅 Back to the Future (1985)

everyone in the replies is citing the train and bridge scenes, but my immediate thought was Aunt May in the backyard giving Peter words of encouragement that give him his groove back!

Chuck Schumer eat a fuck

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028