how do i explain to my kids two women being married?? how explain sun go away at night but come back next day? how explain magic rectangle show people talk??? HOW

Google search for "all you can eat buffet near me" with an "ai overview" of the results saying that you can use Google to search "all you can eat buffet near me" to find a buffet.

We are on the cusp of AGI, definitely for real

this is so wonderfully weird, give her all the golds 🥇

that time I had AI transcribe the lyrics to War Pigs

do you ever stare at the ceiling and think about how the worldwide scientific establishment did the impossible and created a COVID vaccine in under a year and the response of the general public has been to go on an unstoppable rampage to destroy science and scientists

Please enjoy this turtle being given the gift of speed, and immediately using it to chase a kitty

Just shrieking like a baby bird.

My daughter angrily screamed at my boob instead of latching on. We got through it, but there were so many tears from both of us for the first few weeks.

Looks like I’m signing up for a subscription to @theonion.com today.

[Logging into the my scrolling machine at the doom factory]

So they can fit more in a car?

I’ve started a re-watch of “Mrs. Davis” and it’s a shocking reminder of how quickly AI has been integrated into everything since the show was released in 2023.

A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine Hey team. It’s your CEO. I know your time is valuable, so I’ll cut right to the chase: It’s come to my attention that some of you have been bad-mou...

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ok I swear I wasn’t planning on posting but I just realized “woke marxist pope” scans perfectly to Pink Pony Club and now I CANNOT get it out of my head.

Try as they might, the Trump admin will never be able to extinguish the light of knowledge and pursuit of science

Two children at school in uniforms and it looks like Japan, both of them look like girls or femmes. One is holding a giant tuba so that it's stuffed over the face of the other one that's pinned up against the wall. The one holding the tuba is labeled every company. The tuba is labeled unwanted AI And the one against the wall is labeled me

[youth pastor voice] you know who else fell and rose dramatically in the span of three business days?

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are there any charts that go up

for any thing

have any of the other countries tried this yet

Have you seen the markets? They crashed the Dow. It literally tanked Heebee. It brought down the TOPIX with banks. It's literally hitting the Russell. It probably tanks the Hang Seng. Dude he crashed the Gumpy. It's hitting the Kospi original. It's reached the Poob.

The biggest thing we need to do is let people know that the protests are FUN. Yelling fuck the man is fun. You will meet fun people.

We also need to make them more fun. Bring grills like the French. Bring instruments like it’s Mardi Gras. Give people a reason to spend their weekend in the streets.

Man, the big huge protests in places like Boston, DC, NY, Chicago, and Minneapolis are awe-inspiring.

But my heart is gonna explode looking at these crowds of people out in tiny Maine towns and super red Alabama towns. Places where 15% of the population is on the street corner with more coming!

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

I was listening to this on my commute this morning and cheered. Thank you, Michel Martin.

*riding my transgender mouse into the sunset* Fuck Youuuuuu

Bulletin that said “butt dust”

Just a brutal typo on Ash Wednesday 😂

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.