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hi

Yeah I usually love Winter but I’m done now

Happy birthday!!!!

Enter the surgeon: He looked like he was 22 and a frat boy–not his fault I know–but also he had this little twisted piece of paper sticking out of the corner of his mouth, with tiny writing on it like a receipt or something, he was looking down at me blankly and my last thought was: is that a zyn….

A few minutes later, in the operating room, everyone was in scrubs and surgical gear except for the Igor guy, who was wearing nikes, jeans, and a grinch t shirt. He looked so familiar. I told him so and he said “I get that all the time. From everybody. I’m Brad Pitt” and grinned.

Right before my final surgery, I was on the bed outside the operating room and one of the doctors mentioned a nerve block they were going to do and, very drugged, I said “Oh like in Young Frankenstein…” and a different man said “Walk this way!!” and did the Igor walk down the hallway.

I’m home and healing and will be fine, but the situation was so traumatic that I am still remembering little things that happened, conversations and faces. Some memories are much stronger than others and this is the one that plays in my head the most often

Last Thursday morning I slipped on the ice and spent three days in the hospital. The details make me nauseous and dizzy to think about, so I will just say that many terrible things happened inside my arm and elbow, which required two hospitals and several procedures to stabilize.

cotton candy, sweetie go…

most beautiful dog in the world

Look At Her

she is so sweet and soft

please say hello to Tootsie Roll. she is six and retired from a breeder Tony knows through work. She has had four litters but it is her turn to be the baby now. she is one apple tall and very fast. and a model

hello friend!!

oh my god I am so insanely jealous

are you watching the weenie 500

Hi!! I miss you!!

damn where the hell did you go

Hi!! I love you!

hello!! I love you and miss you!!

I feel like I’m not allowed to post here because I never made the honor roll in high school

what am I even supposed put on here

special guest on the birdfeeder show

red winged black bird looking into a bird feeder camera

aforementioned bird, hollering

I am developing some parasocial relationships with the birds in my backyard

cardinal. is he angry?

squirrel big nose TINY feet

today on my bird feeder show

three legged sweet baby kitty shows her belly

it’s a TRAP (sweet three legged baby kitty defeats her enemy with laser like precision and bloodthirsty cruelty)

she can’t boop

mister handsome in the sun big fat dirty baby cat who is supposed to be white

mister handsome in the sun

Ok I think! She stayed pretty neutral

the way I held eye contact with the new girl after saying “my youngest daughter is trans” for the first time