spider girl

Like a million chick fil a sauces

The chick fil a went crazy mode when I asked for a couple sauces 😵‍💫

Recently purchased this work of art

I for one welcome the early darkness. I pray for the suns downfall.

They can have it I don't want it

Cutest clown in the circus 💅

If you think about it, a guitar pick and some crazy glue is basically a fake nail

JERMA IS SO FUNNY

Stay strong sister 😔✊

AirPods never leave my purse to avoid this problem (then I forget to put them back and leave them on my desk at work)

Just one of those days... in the bathroom from 2:30 to 6:30, slept late to recover, forgot to take almost all of my meds, made it to work feeling like shit at 11:30, probably just gonna turn around and go home after getting some critical stuff done... sometimes you just gotta give up tbh

You have excellent taste 👌

so this month i’m supposed to buy a pumpkin, then next month a turkey, and december a tree? can anyone explain what the fuck is going on?

I broke my nail trying to unbox a new nail buffing block and I still haven't recovered from the betrayal

sorry for showing you exactly why I say I'm unlovable, do you still love me?

Still the same one here but I'm willing to pretend it's new to match with you 🤝

When I came out, one of my coworkers referred to me as [Wrong Name]/[Deadname] (both) in a meeting and everyone was confused and corrected him and he said something about "too many names." I think a lot of these people are genuinely just too stupid to handle the idea of using a new word.

Hey WG21 I'd just love if std::get was a customization point 🥺🥺

The lioness does not concern herself with calories

A vans product photo showing two people's legs from the calf down standing on their tiptoes facing each other presumably hugging and/or kissing

Me and who

Is the giant peach not horror? I was terrified 🫠

I vaguely remember there being this sickly green glow in the peach and it was just icky and scary, plus he was running from like a worm or whatever idk

You're much stronger than me, I can't handle anything even remotely scary... as a kid, James and the giant peach ruined me forever 🥲

Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing? 2? Questions I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up. Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

Ivy: my eyes are up here

Me, staring intently at the steak: oh, uh- mhm..

🐰うさぎさんのHalloween🎃

びびでばでびば…

びびでばでぃべば…🪄💫

Insider threat training gotta be the most boring training I've done yet

That was my first thought, I wonder if you can find a way to discretely pin the zipper up or something?

Ah, this makes sense--for some reason I had in my head a much dumber async model.

Struggling to imagine a use case for this

You look so pretty! 🌱 is it tight/rigid like a corset or is it stretchy?