Me, eating hotdog: yummy 😋

Guy: I call those 'slopdogs', disgusting. Idk how you can eat that

Me, getting woozy and lightheaded from imagining getting slopped off by a dog girl: guhh um I um... I have to go....

An endorsement from the largest local union of professional musicians in the world sounds a little different than the others but the meaning is the same: solidarity forever. Thank you Local 802 AFM!

Trump and Republicans in Congress are trying to pull off one of the biggest heists in U.S. history.

The so-called “Big Beautiful Bill” is robbery, plain and simple.

And it’s being committed by the billionaire class and the politicians they put into office.

YouTube video by Zohran Mamdani for NYC What we won on Election Day

How and where we won.

I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.

This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.

It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.

This July I'm doing NO YAOI JULY where I go the whole month without thinking about yaoi, wish me luck!

Labubu, lululemon, delulu, all examples of the googoo gaga ass words infecting the Yakubian ape

Cool ass rat with a denim jacket: stop being nice with the mice and come get fat with the rats

Me looking back at my increasingly pathetic looking mouse family: you know what, maybe....

37 y.o. poly woman w/ a Harry Potter tattoo I'm hooking up with: erm I'm lowkey serving.. divorce papers! Finally leaving my stimky hubsband, and yes I will be getting custody of da chonkster (cat)

Me contemplating every decision I've made that has brought me to this moment: that's epicsauce babe

The most majestic thing you will see on #bluesky today. 😇

Don’t let the arrest of a Federal Judge distract you from the announcement that ICE can enter anyone’s home without a warrant to look for migrants.

Texas bill could punish bookstores for 'obscene' books A new bill in the Texas Legislature, authored by Rep. Nate Schatzline, would allow businesses to be held liable if a minor reports damages from "obscene" books.

It was never just about schools, it was never just about libraries, and it isn't actually about the books.

It's about finding a way to banish entire people, entire ideas, out of society, back into the closet or worse.

www.chron.com/politics/art...

A headline from Hell.

@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/04...

"They want obedient workers. People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay the longer hours the reduced benefits the end of overtime and the vanishing pension" ~George Carlin

Tress of the Emerald Sea

>democrats
>center left
every other coyntry in the world calls them right wing bro, theyre just not as right wing as republicans

I care less about Signal chats and more about the blacksite offshore concentration camps we're sending random people to without any semblance of a trial, so I'll be interested to see if the national media can rub their bellies and pat their heads at the same time this week. Historically they can't.

4 panel comic of someone saying "leftists cost us 2024 and 2016's elections". Someone else replies with "wow! so we're important and Dems should earn our support?" The person who asked the question silently pauses, then gets upset.

Maybe everyone can see it now, but the world's richest people have tanked it all to restock assets and get liquid after years of illegally playing with funny money. They used "the wokeness" as a cudgel and it worked. The next Disney princess WILL be white, as we all eat beans under the highway.

Watching twitter and bluesky leftists talk shit about bernie and aoc (for some good reasons) without any good alternatives or ways to get what we want is crazy. your moral purity wont get you results, its time to slog through the mud

NOTICE INVOKING STATE SECRETS PRIVILEGE The Executive Branch hereby notifies the Court that no further information will be provided in response to the Court's March 18, 2025 Minute Order based on the state secrets privilege and the concurrently filed declarations of the Secretary of State and the Secretary of Homeland Security. This is a case about the President's plenary authority, derived from Article II and the mandate of the electorate, and reinforced by longstanding statute, to remove from the homeland designated terrorists participating in a state-sponsored invasion of, and predatory incursion into, the United States. The Court has all of the facts it needs to address the compliance issues before it. Further intrusions on the Executive Branch would present dangerous and wholly unwarranted separation-of-powers harms with respect to diplomatic and national security concerns that the Court lacks competence to address. Accordingly, the states secrets privilege forecloses further demands for details that have no place in this matter, and the government will address the Court's order to show cause tomorrow by demonstrating that there is no basis for the suggestion of non- compliance with any binding order.

NEW: The Trump administration invokes the state-secrets privilege, saying it will give Judge Boasberg no more information about deportation flights to inform his decision about whether the gov't defied his orders storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

nattie: lmao. way to add me to your illegal secret government war planning chat. lol

nattie’s mom: this is an intervention

nattie dad: “frog surgery” isn’t a job and even if it was you aren’t a doctor

nattie’s kid brother bernard, insanely green and bloated: my tongue is an inch longer at best

lmao, so you 2 clowns are also zionists? opinions discarded