How have I never seen a picture of the WHCOS until just now?
06.12.2025 06:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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How have I never seen a picture of the WHCOS until just now?
06.12.2025 06:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I hope he shits himself at the same time.
05.12.2025 23:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The point is that this joke would not be considered all that funny or obvious if applied to him.
It's just aiming for clapter - I hate this guy, so I enjoy that you said something offensive/derisive about him. The "joke" itself is strained and doesn't make much sense.
I understood the joke. It just isn't a good joke. But "you don't get humor" is a very common bad faith retreat of course.
05.12.2025 19:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I mean the point here isn't that I agree with either statement, it's that statements about securing the border and executing innocent men who were exonerated are not remotely equivalent.
And it was definitely more than one poster.
Well then I guess THOSE people shouldn't be saying "everyone" thinks this, "nobody on the left cares about Bernie", etc.
I'm not the one who said that all people on the left think the same.
Personally, I'm a (dual) Swedish citizen and have spent a fair amount of time there and the notion that most Swedes are lefties that you'd find amenable, to the point that they'd consider Bernie to be a centrist and mainstream Democrats would be considered right-wing is not accurate.
05.12.2025 17:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If all you mean is that anyone except for the 95th percentile most left-wing is either right-wing or a centrist, then this is not a very useful distinction.
05.12.2025 17:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What does the Overton window have to do with that then? You claimed it moved the perceived center in the US, as opposed to countries like Sweden, yet now you're saying that the parties traditionally considered on the left there aren't actually on the left either.
05.12.2025 17:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Alright, Centre is there also, but he wouldn't be a member of them either.
05.12.2025 17:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The Moderate Party is the center-most party in Sweden. So Bernie, AOC and Zohran would be members of the Moderate Party? Not the Social Democrats? The Left Party was in coalition with them as well, and doesn't oppose capitalism either.
Not buying that Bernie would be a member of Moderaterna.
What's an example of such a country?
Would he be considered a centrist in Sweden?
I suppose that whole Fight Oligarchy tour was years ago as well.
Or the left is ever-shrinking as now Bernie and AOC and soon Zohran and anyone who likes them are redefined as not being on the left.
Point out that Bernie has praised Trump's border policy and I'm getting a chorus of people saying everyone on the left thinks Bernie sucks and has for years and years.
It's an interesting coincidence that The Onion has never posted this style of "joke" about him then.
I'm being told that everyone on the left thinks Bernie sucks and has for years (and maybe even always? lol)
It's an interesting coincidence that The Onion has never posted this style of joke about him then.
"They could've fashioned that driftwood into some form of cudgel to beat Americans with."
05.12.2025 01:13 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I mean that's just a repudiation of the prohibition on attacking shipwreck survivors altogether. They can always return to whatever they were doing if rescued, and unless the ship is completely obliterated, they might have some remnant materiel they could use to "continue the fight".
05.12.2025 01:12 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I mean, not to get too meta, but this post and the one before by you are both complaints.
04.12.2025 23:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yup, and that's why Obama also supports executing Yusef Salaam, despite also honoring him with a Lifetime Achievement Award.
04.12.2025 23:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Go start your own social media site if you don't want to ever hear that people don't like media that you like.
04.12.2025 23:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0You're undermining the case that Jeffries is now agreeing with Trump to an unusual degree.
04.12.2025 23:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0I mean, it would be a satire of dumbasses like you, sure.
04.12.2025 23:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm aware. It's just a bad joke.
Bernie has also been more protectionist than most Democrats, like Trump with his tariffs, therefore Bernie also supports bombing Venezuela. As does the UAW. Satire!
And cowardly, quoting but disabling responses. It's laughable to suggest Bernie doesn't get a pass from leftists that they don't give to Democrats.
Leftists absolutely weren't calling out Bernie on this in 2016/2020, despite him having a long history of being anti-immigration in this way.
"He made a bad statement about immigration" and "he wants to execute the Central Park Five" are not synonymous or related.
04.12.2025 22:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0But there's one guy who gets a pass on this
The Onion wouldn't want to "punch down" at the widdle senator.
kfoxtv.com/news/nation-...
So I guess Bernie also wants to execute them.
kfoxtv.com/news/nation-...
Aren't the people who are conducting these reviews working in compliance?
04.12.2025 18:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That is, unless the same people who decided to empty a California reservoir to stop wildfires that weren't downstream decide that it really needs to happen there.
Probably this worm won't get into grampa's brain though.
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