danielle

so much blasphemy i cannot

trading places movie where Dan Akroyd and Eddie Murphy are buying frozen concentrated orange juice futures on a trading floor for a very low price

buying giant skeletons this weekend

it’s time

The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.

"I'm too stupid to buy a drone or stand in a straight line, so the liberals must be too!"

I hate the Moron Right so much dude

Everything is a conspiracy when you're an adult with a child's brain

“It’s the same picture”

Oh it’s not appropriate for your program to air the president wearing a crown and shitting on American citizens?

You’ll talk about it in euphemisms? Maybe call it the “crown video” and ignore the shitting part? Because that’s appropriate?

Tell me, was it appropriate for the president to do it?

as far as just messaging goes that video is probably the most embarrassing thing any president has done on the world stage in my life

and the fact that the sunday shows wont even describe it? total abdication of their responsibility

Trump’s fantasy of having one of his apparently uncontrollable liquid shits land on the American flag

I guess if I *had* to pick my favorite part of the video the president posted where he’s a big boy pilot and he pew pew pews his poop all over everyone, it would be the part where he shits on the American flag?

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More judges speak to the press (the NYT) about what a disaster the Supreme Court (specifically the shadow docket) has been - “incredibly demoralizing & troubling”; a “judicial crisis”; a “slap in the face to district courts.” www.nytimes.com/2025/10/11/u...

"Forty-two judges went so far as to say that the Supreme Court’s emergency orders had caused 'some' or 'major' harm to the public’s perception of the judiciary[,] [including] nearly half of the Republican-nominated judges."

gift link 👉 www.nytimes.com/2025/10/11/u...

oh look, mortgage fraud from crooked ken

Firefighter arrested by US border agents was on track for legal status, lawyers say Lawyers say arrest of man fighting Bear Gulch fire in Oregon was illegal and demand immediate release from detention

This firefighter arrived in the US at age 4, has been here for 19 years, was on track to legal status, and was on a crew trying to contain a major blaze (in Washington state, vs Oregon, fwiw.)

h/t @joshuajfriedman.com

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Being against vaccines when diseases are rampant (measles, Covid) is like adding chlorine to the gene pool. Darwin is watching.

Sister Rosetta Tharpe. ⚜️💙⚜️💙⚜️💙⚜️💙⚜️

She was there before Little Richard, Johnny Cash & Elvis Presley swiveled their hips and strummed their guitars.

Glad I left Texas in 2019.

oh neat, that explains why he started with the Angels!

Shohei?

the hypocrisy is a feature, not a bug.

rules for thee, not for me.

My law firm is currently litigating 48 voting and election cases in 23 states including 7 redistricting cases in AL, GA, LA, NC TX, & WI.

Know your flags

moved FROM Texas (Dallas) to California (SF) six years ago. Do not miss it at all, and you can clearly how my net worth skyrocketed as a result of moving out here DESPITE the taxes.

It's very obvious that the NYT has put people in editorial positions who view it as part of their job to upset the left. This is, in the bizarro, insular world of US elites, seen as a way to restore balance & regain the trust of the right.

Putting aside the merits of the larger effort ...

...I want everyone to notice something about it in particular: when they try to write these articles, they end up doing *shitty journalism*. The Claudia Grey stuff, the Mamdani stuff, the trans stuff, sanewashing Trump ... it's not *just* irritating to lefties, it's also demonstrably bad journalism.

America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home.

Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.

3. Corporations that publicly endorsed Trump's megabill:

3M
Altria
AT&T
Charter Communications
Chevron
Cisco
Comcast
Delta Airlines
Door Dash
Great Clips
Hair Cuttery
T-Mobile
Uber
United Airlines
UPS
Verizon

Final vote. 50-50. VP breaks the tie.

One single GOP Senator could have stopped this abomination. Saved millions of parents from watching their child go hungry. Saved the lives destroyed when Medicaid disappears.

They will all live forever with the horror of this bill.

/3 In my view, trans people should be treated with dignity and respect, should have full rights, should have medical and personal autonomy. The backlash against trans people is a gross and cynical ploy by a soulless Right to win votes with bigotry.

The 5 Stages Of Elon:
1. Why hasn’t anybody killed POTUS or VPOTUS?
2. I don’t understand humor or human interaction
3. Stop saying mean things about Trump
4. I am a huge supporter of the First Amendment
5. If they can use meds to turn kids trans why can’t they use meds to make my kids talk to me