Lindsay B

no cheating post the last photo of pet

Simple Sabotage Field Manual by United States. Office of Strategic Services Free kindle book and epub digitized and proofread by volunteers.

Also FYI, the Simple Sabotage Field Manual, a government document for citizens to harass, demoralize, and obstruct fascist systems, with advice that includes making irrelevant speeches and acting stupid. It’s free.

www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/26184

Getting up to do a thing then doing a different thing then sitting down then remembering the thing then getting up ad fucking nauseum: A memoir

Meta is getting rid of fact checkers because Mark Zuckerberg has cooties. Pass it on.

the dead UHC CEO won’t see your jokes making light of his murder, but other CEOs could

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Peppermint Patty

Sometimes I worry I'm not mentally ill enough to be a social media darling

Man I’m fine with different people and politics on Bluesky but I do think the price of admission here is that you should know what a fucking joke is

For at least a portion of white people, watching Napoleon Dynamite dance to Jamiroquai was their sexual awakening.

This is now an anti-gravy account. Gonna start blocking anyone who posts about gravy today.

Nestled between the frontal lobe and the temporal lobe, scientists have discovered a new section of the brain that they’ve dubbed the “Lisa Lobe,” which reportedly only hears what it wants to.

not an early bird, nor a night owl, just generally sleepy all the time

I may not pollute, but sadly, I have also stopped giving a hoot.

Every single word of this write up is the truth and this entire article deserves to be read.

Fellas, trust me, you're thinking about this all wrong, ladies don't care if you're tall or short, rich or poor, handsome or not, they aren't about such shallow things, they only care about one thing and that is that you leave them alone

Grief comes out in strange places, like the self-checkout

Me, yelling at the machine: THAT'S GREAT, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY UNEXPECTED ITEMS MY LIFE HAS HAD

I like to keep it real

*drinks champagne from a thermos*

What gif pops up when you type your name:

Elon is happy to be named “first buddy” by a reporter 😂😂

First Buddy is what I call my dog when we role play being in the military when I need him to get ready for a walk

A pic of my handsome pup Wilbur sitting in the grass.

Wilbur is carrying a long stick down the street, his favorite past time.

Never one to pass up an opportunity to show strangers a picture of my dog, Wilbur. Big fan of sticks. #dogsofbluesky

trump will be the next reagan in the sense that in 30 years every time you notice some horrible defect in society you'll do some quick research and trace it back to trump

Been hearing good things about water, but I still don’t think it’s for me.

Feeling like shit and knowing a lot of people feel a lot worse right now and I’m sorry things are like this

The classic “can’t sleep so instead go on a social media site I almost never use and late-night post” experience 😭😭

With the new influx of users I believe there’s enough people on here now that if we all come together in prayer, with God’s grace, we can either heal or kill King Charles

A SKELATONG LEAVEN DA BULL SHIT YEAR FUCK 2023 FUCK THIS YEAR FUCK ALL COPORATIONS AND DA GOVERMET AD DA TEXT SAYS " JUCT WALK OUT , YOU CAN LEAVE , IF IT SUCK'S HIT DA BRICKS REAL WINNER'S QUIT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

BYE - dashare.zone ADMIN

Is every day supposed to be this annoying.

Water is so weird. How are you gonna be colourless, flavourless, odourless, transparent, AND absolutely vital for most life.

“I’ll focus more on work and less on social media after lunch”

- me, lying