I want to know where they got the picture of my Nan's house
22.11.2024 09:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I wore a giraffe costume and got second place in a fancy dress competition.
I didn't win but I can hold my head high.
22.11.2024 09:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A weasel walks into a bar, the bartender says “I’ve never served a weasel before, what can I get you?”
“Pop” goes the weasel
22.11.2024 09:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A useful experiment if only for me to find people I followed in the other place in your replies...
18.11.2024 17:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
freaky lil sneaky lil creepy lil whack bitch • beem: drools
Rapidly heading for 50. Christian, craft beer bore, dad joke peddler, dog person.
Sweet and fortified. Carpet of coriander. The dowager. https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/1P55AA8SBNMRC?ref=cm_sw_wa_r_un_un_W6jsmKfXr2KZN
Come with me if you want to leave
Wears a black cape and fights crime. Not Batman.
Sunday Times No.1 Bestselling author•The Secret Barrister•#FakeLaw•Nothing But The Truth•
Also writes thrillers as S.J. Fleet. The Cut Throat Trial out now at all good bookshops.
Tequila is the devil. Don’t be a dick.
Rarely sleeps. Faffs with flowers. Fan of decent humans. If you’re kind we’ll get along swimmingly.
Actor, novelist, barbecue sauce spokesman x
Elder emo and full time tech nerd (she/her). Endo warrior. Sober. MUFC ❤️
Huge dog lover all shapes all sizes
No racists, transphobes or homophobes 🚫
I love my dogs Arthur 🩵 Mila 🩷 and Bear 🌈
She / Her / Blonde bastard. Bread heathen. Olympic hopeful. Nigella once said my pie ‘looked delicious’. All views my own etc.
Yorkshire pudding living in London.
😘ve. Good time disco woman. #MDANT
Bumbling on Tinder. Tindering on Bumble. The baffling world of dating again in your 40’s. Names have been changed to protect the guilty. http://www.dateadvisor.love
New VBP quiz book bit.ly/3DkBcgi: VBP books, tops, cards, calendars & contact: bit.ly/3mWIF9S. Buy me a tea: ko-fi.com/robtemple
