I like Chelsea so I would hope they get knocked out before facing KC, because it might destroy their self image past the point of recovery

This is why we need a womens club world cup so much more than a mens.

I really, really want to see Barca v KC in a match that matters with both teams at full fitness. I'm not at all convinced Barca wins.

Want to see you do a post where you try to rank the top clubs on the planet. KC has to be in the top 3, right? Barca, Lyon, KC, everyone else.

I thought that had to be a typo. 70mg? That even sounds insane to me.

One of the least ball knowing statements made in recent history

God. Even the guns they're seizing look so quaint compared to what you'd see in the US. Not an automatic weapon in the bunch.

Back in the day, there was an Oakland battle rapper named MC Jelly Donut, who would show up to battles dressed in a jelly donut costume. He had bars, and all his disses were like jam puns or whatever. Freaked the other rappers out completely. They had nothing.

Always misses the moment. Every time. She's either a coward or truly cares about nothing beyond herself and her brand.

Well, the existence of Coates forces Klein to see things in himself that he'd rather not see.

I swear she only made like two shots during warmups, but she made Emmie Allen stay on the pitch in goal after everyone else had gone in to the locker room to take one last, perfectly placed warmup shot.

My new conspiracy theory is that she didn't actually slip, it was just the least shameful way to finish off getting fully cooked

Help me understand what the elimination number means? Is that the number of points they can leave on the table before they're eliminated? E.g. if Bay loses to Gotham next week, in theory their elimination number drops to 7?

Damn beat me to it

Also Rudie is about 4" away from having a hat trick already this match

Really don't understand why Pickett is on the bench. Why not a Pickett-Bebar double pivot?

Since she got here

That part.

He looks like he spits at his reflection in the mirror every time he sees it

Rudie also continuing to make her case as playmaker instead of goal scorer this match

Thank goodness

I really think she thought she'd ride into NWSL like Zlatan in MLS

Whatever else, he certainly wasn't able to maximize her as a contributor, and she definitely wasn't happy at Bay this season at least. Not a good fit all around.

I really don't think this is on Montoya. She never performed, and was either unable or unwilling to put in the defensive and fitness work required for NWSL. It's a whole different beast than Liga F and she didn't adapt. She approached it like it was an MLS transfer for Zlatan and it's just not.

It'll be like the Quicksilver scenes in X Men

As the man says, 100% agree

*Nods in Bay FC*

He's one of the highest profile Democrats in the entire party. Part of his job is strategic behind the scenes work, but he also is the standard bearer and gives the marching orders. Perhaps he's good at the backstage work, but he's been wholly inadequate at the out-front.

🙄 that was so witty

You're mistaking the Speaker of the House with the chair of the DNC

It's like Bay's whole xG deficit is Kundananji