Jordan Warshavsky

Humanity. What a thing.

Nooooooooooooooooooo. Ya don’t say?

Not even taking shots… but in the fullness of human habitation, we are closer to the “rich”, than the proletariat.

That said… the very idea of a “Billionaire” is so breathtakingly stupid that it comes all the way around to vile.

So yes, in short - that kind of wealth is demonic.

Solid. Not spectacular.

Still, enjoyed it.

Because as a species… we continue to regress.

:(

Cool.

I am grateful I have no idea who Benny Johnson is.

My YT algo dishes me mtb fails, retro computing pr0n and physic/math lectures that so outside my scope of understanding that they may as well be Aramaic.

My last remaining safe space.

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And right to the bin!

Thigh for the win!

(Though I don’t actually advocate tossing the breast… just in the future don’t be a monster and choose wisely)

Been there.

Damn… been there.

Have nightmares… or bizarre fantasies.

Maybe both.

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I can dig it.

Is gauche to ask which?

Agreed. MAGA talks tough, and has “prison-fights” in the press… but push comes to shove, they circle the wagons.

At least it was appropriate use of emoji… and contextually accurate.

Sharing toast with butter… non-starter.

Avocado toast, sure. Cinnamon Toast Crunch, ovs. Dinner toast, amen.

But do not get between a man and his breakfast buttered toast.

You are my internet ace…

So I am gonna give you a lpt: we complain, cause we are jealous that the end result is something akin to Aphrodite in Ibiza … and the best we can muster is “bus-boy at Morton’s”.

@ernie.tedium.co

(Side bar: new NIN is solid… but I would love to hear something more low-fi, garage synth like Pretty Hate Machine… or ethereal and experimental like the soundtrack pieces with Atticus. This sounds a touch more polished and “radio-play” ready.)

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@ernie.tedium.co Big Ern, what’s the idiom…

“If it walks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck…”

This does not portend well.

Not. At. All.

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Ooof.

😞

Nah. They’ll just die from adverse outcomes.

Then Navel-gaze over the why… and blame leftists or DEI.

You should try dating an actuary.

Seriously.

What are the chances?

That is pro level. I call foul… we did not toggle the “make me hurt” setting,

Ref!?!? Anybody else seeing this shit?

I mean also hire them cause you know… muscular and woman, pretty solid combo there.

Just sayin…

Picture of a glass and large ice cube with cold brew coffee resting on a persons leg laying prone in a pair of jeans

@tonx.coffee Friday me would have a nice rye in that glass as I try to shake off the day… but Wednesday me, unwinds with some @yesplzcoffee.bsky.social cold brew and Howlin’ Wolf

We also need an extra Friday and one less Monday.

(In case we are making lists)

Me… to every teacher in my preschool.

It ended with no snack time for me.

Resist!

For a second… I was like “nice one, onion”.

:(

Uh, yes.

Yes… but which one is which?

Funsies!

Kid you not brother… I wake every morning these days and think, “another day in ‘decaying funhouse of American excess.’ “.

The spiral deepens, while the albatross fiddles and the masses throw feces at one another.

Interesting times indeed.