Alice in Underland 🦋

an mri or something of the head and it has fog in the brain Got that fog in me

Can’t right now I’m writing the AP US History textbook chapter on how democracy was saved by dancing inflatables

They invented gasoline so you always have to buy something

Welcome to the capitalist innovation museum we got

- scam machine
- psychosis inducing machine
- weapons of mass destruction
- button you push that makes the planet hotter
- markets that intentionally starve people
- clothes that fall apart after washing them 1 time
- medicine you can’t afford

Feeling so grateful to be in the company of such good comrades, holding me down, and building a vision of a world we deserve and can win. I tried to gush the appropriate, professional amount about everyone in this one, so hope you'll check it out

YouTube video by The Paradigm Experience I think my ChatGPT is unlocked because this is a STAGGERING conversation #chatgpt #spirituality

youtube.com/shorts/FzUio...

i'm seriously not a vampire and im starting to get tired of everyone thinking i am god damnit!

@elle91 My body is a wonderland, but like, the "Alice In" type. Everything is the wrong size. Tons of tea in there. Cats everywhere.

@elle91.bsky.social

Release the Epstein Files. Release the Epstein Files. Release the Epstein Files. Release the Epstein Files. Release the Epstein Files. Release the Epstein Files. Release the Epstein Files. Release the Epstein Files. Release the Epstein Files. Release the Epstein Files.

Kristi Noem confronts enemy combatants in the Portland war zone today.

The Eye of Sauron in Still life with Oranges by Paul Gauguin.

the fellowship of the arts: thread

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat Pentagon Claims Little Red Vessel Working With ‘Narco-Terrorists’

U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat https://theonion.com/u-s-military-carries-out-strike-on-scuffy-the-tugboat/

telling white america to wake up is like giving an energy drink to a dead person

i think a lot of straight cis guys neglect self-care because the type of self-care they’d enjoy is stuff they’ve been told ‘men’ can’t do

[when someone tries to move their cat off camera during a call]

LEAVE IT 🔫

@pepsffk.bsky.social
Please help me family 🙏🏻😭
We do not have flour to feed my family. My sisters and children went to bed crying from hunger. Please help me.
chuffed.org/project/help...

Everyone at work is always talking about how normal I am. "I've never seen someone so normal," they all say, gathering around my desk to cheer and applaud

Someone in a frog costume facing down a line of police in riot gear

George Orwell’s Animal Crossing

*Bane voice* Ah, I have found you on Linkedin!

Let’s fast forward to when these ICE fuckers are all on trial for their crimes against humanity and the Constitution.

"Get rid of socialists and communists!" They cried...

They literally left the door wide open to fascism. 🤦

Liberals don't fight fascism, they compromise with it.

Gaza's children face genetic harm ‘for generations to come’ from Israel’s genocide Scientists warn war and starvation will alter Gaza children’s genes, risking lasting harm for future generations

Gaza's children face genetic harm ‘for generations to come’ from Israel’s genocide - https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/generations-come-gazas-children-face-lifelong-genetic-damage-israels-genocide

Not to get too political, but I find it convenient to live on a planet with a habitable climate

Microsoft Teams should be classed as a terrorist organisation.

Love listening to a whimsical "magic bookstore in the woods" playlist while I increase value for shareholders

@dril the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying

Greta Thunberg has more courage & moral clarity than any world leader I have ever seen.

Bar none.

Period.

That tiny 22 year old is often accused of being annoying, but what she is, is unyielding to moral ambiguity. If it’s wrong, she says so until someone listens.

She deserves the Nobel Prize