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“Collaborate with A listers to boost marketability”. R360 aspires to be the just eat of the rugby world

I’m looking to launch a blog in the near future with data and analysis around my folly URC and Prem lineal championship bollocks. It started off hand as a comment to my wife as a reaction to r360, but I’ve enjoyed the research and I need somewhere to rant/vent my findings.

I’d eat the banter after that performance. Fully deserved

Full on rope a dope tactics, Munster have played the gameplay perfectly. Faz must have been wincing with every play.

I’ve been praying for him every time I see a blue scrumcap in the breakdown! The amount of players going down injured, we need him in Chicago

This is the most impressive defensive effort I have seen in a long time. Fair fucks to Munster

Possibly when pissed up, I may have made a clandestine deal for all of Leinster’s success to be transferred to the Sky Blues.

Snyman has saw those red shirts and muscle/injury memory has kicked in.

Coventry continued to show solidarity today by shitting the bed against Chinnor. #standwithscarlets

This game will finish with 7 a side at this rate #LEIvMUN

New champions at Welford Road. Tigers take the title

We could see an upset for the Prem crown here at Welford Road

Cardiff top, Scarlets bottom and Benetton and Zebre sat in the middle. Like a lovely welsh sandwich with an Italian filling.

Bristol have had a good half, no injuries.

Big weekend. Whilst I don’t think either Zebre or Tigers will snatch the URC or Prem lineal championships from Stormers or Bath, I am 100% bought in for both games

Just checked the Prem heavyweight title score. Bath are taking this more seriously than Stormers

I have left the room twice during this half, return just as both teams score tries. #LEIvSHA

The coop on it’s day has a fine meal deal. You just have to get there before the good sandwiches and sides sell out

Ian Madigan has come straight from his shift on the trawler #LEIvSHA

GPT couldn’t confirm the English lineal champ, estimated it was Bath. I was secretly hoping it had been snatched by London Welsh, Rotherham or Orrell and had actually been competed for in the lower leagues for years.

With all of the power of generative AI I decided to double check the full URC lineal history from Pro14 to current day and by chance Stormers are undisputed URC heavyweight champions. Ex champs are Leinster, Ulster, Munster and Glasgow.

I can’t wait until next week when the mighty Zebre beat Stormers and take the lineal URC heavyweight title from them. Then the following week Leinster can snatch it back from Zebre

Stormers taking this whole lineal URC heavyweight championship thing a bit too seriously. To be fair the Lions would have beaten Scarlets for it next week anyway. Zebre the next challengers!

Week 3 - its title fight Friday. URC heavyweight champions the Stormers travel to Wales to face the Scarlets. I predict a new champion with weakened opposition the trend for teams on the northern hemisphere tour.

Week 2 - World Wrugby Federation title fight results. URC heavyweight champs Stormers retain against Ospreys. Prem heavyweight champs Bath retain against Sale. I need a snappy name for all of this

To make this season more interesting and combat those pesky R360 scamps, I propose treating the URC and Prem like WWE. Last years winners start off as champs and have to defend each week. Leinster already lost the URC title to Stormers, Bath defend tonight against Sale.

I wondered how we got dragged into all of this

Only slightly less embarrassing than us playing at Butts Park

Wonder if they told him he’d be replaced in a year and he told them in his own way that he didn’t want to be caretaker

That was a fun World Cup, from Northampton to Bristol via York and Brighton. I had a blast, followed the green wave and my wife is extremely happy! Bring on the Six Nations! #RWC2025