Ryan

Oh we’re doing Trump gold cards over here now

Asked coworker if there’s anything she craves since going vegan. Listed a few things such as Edam. I said I’m on an edam diet. She’s like “what’s that”. I see cheeses I Edam.

People do get taller than their mothers

Mister javelina mister hog javelina

Weightlifting advice is always annoying because you’ve got to figure out if it’s strength/health focused or body dysmorphia freak focused

heathcliff it me

How many cases could we fit and still be able to get in

Guy Reading Wuthering Heights in 1973: this would be the perfect name for a comic strip cat

Going to start actually posting on LinkedIn and say shit like I’m building a data center in my mind

Been getting away from playlist listening and back to albums and have to say HoF had an insane 3 album run with Snakes For The Divine, De Vermis Mysteriis and Luminiferous

Entire company wearing hot dog suits

On my flame of the west shit

There's a certain jazzy piano riff they play on Unsolved Mysteries segments about con men that's much lower stakes than their usual music and lets you know that on some level they condone what these con men have done.

Politico article with RFK saying the cure to autism is a blunt and a big fat goth bitch

just wanted to keep everyone informed and aware

pops took a gummy and he can’t handle the big table

robble robble toil and trouble

somebody’s sweet plums are crowding my icebox

somebody’s cold plums are giving me chills

I’m always saying this

Reports out of Goodyear that he’s showing up to Spring Training “In the worst shape of my life” he tells reporters “I feel like shit”

Homemade jamabalaya

Cajun Briyani

Its interesting for a tiny bit the media narrative was that Gen Z was the Gallant to our Gufus and now it’s just like all these broke ass motherfuckers under 45

YouTube video by MNRK Music Group High on Fire - Romulus & Remus

youtu.be/gwxq9idrqWY

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

High on Fire - De Vermis Mysteriis (2012) is purely killer no filler

Hot dog 12:30

“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it

I love that this headline implies that they don't know if there was a political message because nobody there speaks Spanish.

This will only feed into Boston sports fans insistence of some sort of hard done by under dog status despite the longest championship drought of this century was between the Red Sox in 2018 and Celtics in 2024

Girl at work smiles at me and is flirty but only when my friends aren’t around I call this the Michigan J Frog technique