Temu Topper
08.02.2026 05:03 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@bemopolis.bsky.social
Get your toothbrush and whatever.
Temu Topper
08.02.2026 05:03 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Fall Out Groyp
08.02.2026 01:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โOh fuck off, Visual Studio.โ
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Anti-Travellers bias once again
06.02.2026 22:37 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โSonja Henieโs tutu, you know about the trio?โ
Some of these comments are just for me.
Thatโs some real head games
06.02.2026 07:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0We need to carbomb the Baileys
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Win With Flavor, mofos
05.02.2026 05:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I expect this is for a Divorced Dad Hoc Committee
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Having a French 75 in his honor
05.02.2026 02:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Wait until you find out where the word โquarkโcame from
04.02.2026 21:25 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0There comes a point when a man must refuse to answer to his leader if he is also to answer to his own conscience. -Hartley Shawcross, barrister, politician, and prosecutor at the Nuremberg War Crimes tribunal (4 Feb 1902-2003)
04.02.2026 14:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 01) agreed and 2) โHere, There, And Everywhereโ
04.02.2026 06:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Including Schumer
04.02.2026 04:22 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โI donโt know why the districts whose voting offices weโve underfunded and overcrowded take so long to count ballots MUST BE CHICANERYโ
03.02.2026 21:02 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Mon dieu *le facepalm*
03.02.2026 20:43 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Back when Ellen Degeneres had friends
03.02.2026 18:27 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Donโt worry, Smooth Scalzi canโt hurt you, heโs just trying to sell you a pressboard shed
03.02.2026 17:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Obi-Wan was the loser, he got his ass kicked by a whiny junkyard slave
02.02.2026 06:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This is just insane. Itโs only a matter of time before DHS kills another innocent person here.
(clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)
Blood on the Badge was a masterpiece
31.01.2026 08:16 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0We ended tyranny on the Continent!*
*some restrictions apply
I know itโs been said a million times but itโs pretty funny how many short king steroid comedians with corny ass manchild tattoos called themselves free speech warriors right up until the moment free speech was actually under attack.
30.01.2026 17:23 โ ๐ 4878 ๐ 758 ๐ฌ 63 ๐ 17Make him HHS Secretary, he knows how to negotiate with insurance companies
30.01.2026 16:43 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Finally, something worse than her sitcom
30.01.2026 07:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0motherfucker looking like heโs going to have me build an interocitor
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Iโll also take a refund of all of my tax money that went to sports stadiums cash will do nicely
29.01.2026 22:23 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0