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The single greatest D&D ad of all time.

Whimsical font - Check
Jab at parcheesi - Check
Girl in a tie - Check
Turtleneck & Chain - Check
Teeny table barely holding righteous dungeon terrain - Check
Possible Serial Killer playing with their victims - Check

This is what peak marketing looks like.

Jane going for a walk with all her friends.

“Plassik? On my brame?” Ton Venit, Rhinestone Applicator

Study Finds Human Brain Contains Entire Spoon’s Worth Of Nanoplastics
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They said don’t make science political
But now scientists aren’t getting paid
They said don’t make science political
But now we’re backing up our data in fear of losing access to servers
They said don’t make science political
But now our colleagues fear coming to work…

How to delete X and move on with your life As Elon Musk’s X sees a decline in daily active users, some people are deciding to ditch the social network entirely, whether that’s for Bluesky, Mastodon, Threads, or perhaps, better yet, nothing at all. Since the Tesla and SpaceX CEO bought Twitter in…

How to delete X and move on with your life

Have you explored the latest collection of scenarios for Call of Cthulhu?

No Time To Scream is available now!

https://buff.ly/40EvXUd

Play store

App Store

Settings page. For each account you follow you can control what kinds of posts you get notifs for!

New Bluesky users! Want a way to get notifications when your favorite accounts post? BlueNotify is on the App Store and Google Play Store.

It’s free from @austinwitherspoon.com and funded by me!

RPG tip from the archive: Your friends love you. You're game will be great.

#dnd #ttrpg

There is no better time than right now to abandon Twitter.

Make it useless. Worthless.

Dear Humans,

Don’t look up at the night sky. Most of you are too dumb to know what you’re looking at.

Passage from Carl Sagan’s A demon-haunted world book.

Some folks are pretty good seeing things coming.

The fortune in the fortune cookie I just cracked open was an ad for a real estate concern looking to buy houses, fuck it, this is what had finally radicalized me, let's burn it all to the fucking ground

Have you always wanted to be a part of the gaming industry as a role-playing game company employee? Well, this is your chance! ⚔️ Goodman Games is seeking Con Reps to run booths at local cons in the Southeast, Colorado, and Pacific Northwest!

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#DCCRPG

What a time to be alive

My first video with Drumeo is out now!! Was nervous as hell since I’ve never really done anything like this before, especially as a drummer, but it was at blast!

You can check it out on YouTube, or the link below!

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Check out the Keep Crawlin’ playlist on YouTube for a funtastic time with DCC RPG!

This show is all about all things gaming, and you can be sure that means there will be a ton of Dungeon Crawl Classics material as a part of the conversation.

Check out the playlist: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Your billionaire oligarch overlords are experiencing fear for the first time in their lives.

Rest assured, they are plotting their revenge.

"If nothing else, hopefully this showed Yeol areas where he can improve for his next coup." -Jack Kerbs, Food Colorist

South Korea’s President Yoon Suk Yeol faced parliamentary moves to impeach him after sending heavily armed forces into Seoul’s streets with his sudden declaration of martial law, harkening back to the country’s past dictatorships. What do you think?
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Copilot Vision, Microsoft’s AI tool that can read your screen, launches in preview Microsoft’s AI can now read your screen — or rather, the websites you’re browsing. On Thursday, the company began rolling out a limited, U.S.-only preview of Copilot Vision, a tool that can understand and respond to questions about sites you’re visiting…

Copilot Vision, Microsoft’s AI tool that can read your screen, launches in preview

Two women - a dwarf swinging an hammer and a human with a bone scythe - under the Pathfinder logo

Join Joshua Birdsong and James Case for an Impossible announcement, now live on https://buff.ly/2FaSRsM

I still have never listened to any of Taylor Swift’s music. I think it adds a little mystery to my life.

Thank you to Guitar World for naming the SA-126 one of the best pieces of gear for 2024 🙏

If you’ve had to a chance to play one, I hope it’s brought some extra joy and inspiration into your life. Seeing pics/videos of y’all jamming on them make my day. Stoked on what’s to come for the 126! 🙌

Folks, I'm really proud that when chuds show up in my comments to take a crap on my timeline, by and large your response is... nothing. You are truly living the magic of "don't engage the assholes" and I love that for all of us. And then I block em and they're gone forever. You're great! Thank you.

Business leaders among Pegasus spyware victims, says security firm The mobile security company said it detected Pegasus spyware attacks on seven iPhone owners, including government officials and a business leader. © 2024 TechCrunch. All rights reserved. For personal use only.

Business leaders among Pegasus spyware victims, says security firm

I have news…that place where you got food poisoning is probably not where you got the food poisoning.

Time between exposure and symptoms:

Campylobacter: 2-6 days
E. coli: 2-5 days
Salmonella: 6 hrs-6 days
Norovirus: 12-48 hrs
Shigella: 1-3 days
Staph aureus: fast
Listeria: 9-48 hrs

24 Days of Gifts for You!

December 1st-24th, we're gifting one lucky person a new product and discounting that same product 20% off for 24 hours! Individuals are randomly chosen each day at 4pm Pacific Time. Learn more about our Dec Giftaway at our blog: https://buff.ly/496gNd1

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Today is the day that a lot of the places I subscribe to send me vaguely alarmed emails letting me know my credit card is about to expire, could I please update, and I'm not going to lie, I'm trying to decide if whether I do want to update some of them, it's so much easier than trying to cancel

So glad Bluesky is cracking down on impersonators and parody accounts.

NOTE: Since no one can prove God is real, I am therefore not an impersonation or a parody.

Hi, I’m God.