Gaash-Re-En-Kusheraa

when did asgore become such a schlub

Whenever I fantasise about having a superpower I imagine having the power to create and remove kidney stones

DRAGON

Done editing manuscript! Now comes the part that is probably going to take years. Not looking forward to it.

My toxic trait is ascribing arbitrary healing qualities to my favourite foods

So let me get this right... Diaper Don's idea of a "peace deal" for Ukraine... is literally a fucking mafia style protection racket? Is it just me or is he literally pulling a mafia blackmail thing?

MOUSSAKA YES

America what are you doing

musky husky did a fucking sieg heil what the FUCK

give a man a fish, and he'll probably tweet about how much his free fish sucks

meatballs on a wednesday night/morning is a way to live life to the fullest

spose it'd be an improvement from him being stuck inside his own ass on the regular

abilify, more like disabilify

you are not allowed to speak ever again

The ringleaders are too rich to worry about such pleb concepts as "law" and "order".

there is no escape from rema 1000

What if Dalí drooled?
Surely his first name would be
Salivador, right?

#terribledalihaiku

this just makes perfect sense for you to wear somehow

If Dalí's breath smelled
would it then just be bad breath
or Dalítosis?

#terribledalihaiku

wtf is wrong with me I can't stop laughing like an idiot over this

I'm tempted to start shitposting inane Salvador Dalí haiku again

shut up josh shapiro #freeluigi #eattherich

I hope they don't find him

Additional scripts for cis het white men who want to be better allies:

“What a weird thing to say”

“Do you hear yourself right now?”

“You shouldn’t say shit like that to people”

“I won’t let you talk to them that way”

“That’s a disgusting opinion to have”

“Shut the fuck up, dude”

Sad day for the US today. Don't lose hope. It's always darkest before dawn.

Adartean (plesiosaur-horse-vulture-human hybrid creature) on white background.

Another one for good measure. This time, an adartean. Gotta get more used to this device.

a reminder to myself and everybody that there is still no escape from BAUSS swanlizard.net/bauss/

The Swanlizard, a one-eyed plesiosaurian sea abomination, on a background of white.

Got me a cheapo external tablet. Had to try it out real quick. I like how it feels. Still gotta get used to the whole coordination thing though.

In retrospect, Mr. Rochester isn't really romantic, just really creepy. I'm almost more hot for Heathcliff to be honest. But only almost.

I am ecstatic that I have been able to get back into reading properly. I was a bookworm as a child, and had been neglecting that part of me in adolescence and adulthood, but now it's truly, fully returned. I'm buried in books again. It feels amazing. I'm quite happy about this.