@swanlizard.bsky.social
ΘΔ I am the swan-lizard. I am everywhere and always. https://github.com/swanlizard https://swanlizard.bandcamp.com/ https://soundcloud.com/swanlizard http://www.swanlizard.net/
Still no obituary?!?
25.02.2026 06:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0equating hating israel with antisemitism is the same as equating all jews with israel which in and of itself is an antisemitic canard that brings us back to the nazi germany days. Israel is a terrorist state, it is not equivalent to jews or judaism and saying it is is deeply antisemitic and wrong
23.02.2026 00:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have never used linux before in my life but for a variety of reasons I have found myself installing linux and it's arch (just in case you were starting to entertain the possibility that I might be anything except deranged)
17.02.2026 00:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0here we GOOOOO
12.02.2026 00:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would offer you my hand in marriage
11.02.2026 22:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0word
11.02.2026 22:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the whale's asshole surely speaks more sense
11.02.2026 22:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gefängnis.
11.02.2026 22:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think all ages experience the ol' food coma
11.02.2026 06:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0lol same except I guess my food is always good (I like to think at least)
11.02.2026 06:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0so much good meat going to waste and no one doing nothing about it!!!
11.02.2026 06:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0how dare food disappear when eaten it should be illegal
11.02.2026 06:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if you think about it with all the ultra specific steps involved whoever invented bread musta fuckin been ON SOMETHING
11.02.2026 00:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0RIGHT???
11.02.2026 00:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0IS THERE GOING TO BE A FIGHT IN MY KITCHEN
11.02.2026 00:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0all the steak we can afford in this economy
11.02.2026 00:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if it smells fine and tastes fine...CONSUME... I mean I eat expired fermented dairy (when I so happen to forget its expiration date) and that is what made me the powerful swanlizard I am today
11.02.2026 00:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0just wish for a dragon for christmas, that's more realistic at this rate
10.02.2026 03:15 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i'd like to see you try to beat me
10.02.2026 03:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0only half? props for self-control
10.02.2026 03:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0let him go to the moon and just get stranded there and then just leave him there and forget he ever existed
10.02.2026 03:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0getting massive Cronos vibes from this
10.02.2026 03:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0HA I HAVE SSL ON MY WEBSITE NOW WELCOME TO THE NEW AND SECURE ME MOTHERFUCKERS
10.02.2026 02:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a great big oak tree
I want y'all to meet my old friend the giant oak tree who lives in the woods outside Haderslev; I cross Lillebælt to go over to visit every once in a while
10.02.2026 01:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0well this is just what I needed to see today; nature, fungus, moss, tranquility, good stuff!!
10.02.2026 01:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0criminal charges
10.02.2026 01:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0we are all partial to a bit of sausage on occasion
10.02.2026 01:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0look man you can't just say "garlic" wihtout posting a recipe that's just criminal
10.02.2026 01:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0wanna go bring together a posse and go rough up the whoever put the treacherous link?
10.02.2026 01:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0evolution or IMPROVEMENT
10.02.2026 01:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
