Corvus Zenith

animal sighting

delicious burning metal

launch stinger missiles at your competitors most expensive cars

i so badly want to just say “why are you like this” to any trolls but yeah blocking is better

McDanooj

[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands

cock injured

is that the inverse of out-of-touch it doesn’t seem like it is in hindsight

well, further conformation that AOC is the most in-touch member of our government

so nice to see we have like, actual community moderation so we can DROP KICK transphobes and other bigots DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN and never have to listen to their strange and childish ramblings again

it misfires during test shoots and destroys Anchorage

in the phone. straight up “bluin it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My skeye

reddick did not have it in him i am in shambles

especially painful with NASCAR. wanted Tyler Reddick to win the championship, and not only did he not win, his charter is gone so he may not have a job anymore!

the sport has a lot of racist fans too and it’s like, i don’t want to be associated with those guys just because i like seeing car go fast

Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”

You can't squeeze blood from a turnip but you *can* put a turnip in a sock and swing it around wildly until you are forced to leave this Arby's.

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For the newbies, one of the great features on here is that when someone has tried to quote-post dunk on you, hit the … and select “detach quote” and nobody will see the post or who wrote it and they will look like an asshole. (Blocking works like this too.)

Johnny Somali, the nuisance streamer who travels the world committing the most culturally offensive felonies he can for views, is now in Korea. Mock-assaulting memorials to sex crime victims, Actual-harassing women, spraying rotten fish juice on subway strangers.

And he is absolutely screwed.
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hello again silly gay people on my phone

forgot what i was gonna say, carry on as usual

without the scores of people who simply don’t care that he is blatantly and obviously wrong whenever he does anything, he probably wouldn’t stay for long

also we’d hit him with hammers

or just some standard ramblings, maybe a deranged rant or two every other weekend

surely we can have a couple manic ramblings, y’know, as a treat?

it’s so fucked up

being around disabled people but not being disabled myself, i’ve always seen them be treated as if they don’t have agency, or as if they’re small children

its a bit wet

can we hit him with hammers

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Piss on his grave

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