Meagan Norris

I only have so many spoons by the end of the day. I'm aware of horrible shit but I want to use what spoons I have remaining to love on my cat

Bye Bye.

Kelly: "I never expected after serving 25 years in the Navy flying combat missions over Iraq and Kuwait, flying the Space Shuttle, that now I've got to worry about my personal safety and that of my wife, Gabby Giffords, who was already nearly assassinated, because of something the president said."

They're adding waymo service to dallas next year. Excited. Human drivers suck

Side note: This temporary halt of SNAP benefits seems strategic, but it still handed Trump exactly what he wanted, delaying food assistance for struggling Americans even longer.

“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

@sluggodoug.bsky.social can I make a request? Stuck in the null void that is the dfw airport and I think where is my mind by the pixies is appropriate for the situation

Reporters leave Pentagon en masse after refusing to sign on to new rules After turning in their press credentials, journalists covering the Defense Department walked out rather than comply with its restrictive new policies.

"In unison."

Amen.

www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

and scene

Sealab!!!! BIZARROOOOOOO!!!!

New Penny Arcade for your Wednesday!
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2025/1...

Gavin Newsom Epically Shuts Down Suggestion That Kid Rock Should Be Doing Super Bowl Halftime Show

Yaasss 😭

I remember a clear moment where my view of Christianity went from OK to fuck this. I was big into ancient Egypt as a kid. And i remember helping in vbs and a teacher said all other religions went to hell because they were wrong. And me being young said even ancient Egyptians? And the teacher glared

I'd like to thank Lexapro for allowing me to have this perspective and not just going AAAAAAAH every day

It’s worth noting that all gen X’s best music was made by the people it bullied the most.

Most of gen X dudes weren’t Kurt Cobain, they were the guys who beat up Kurt Cobain.

The day me therapy is ai based is the day for me to put up the chairs, turn off the lights, and lock the doors because we would have failed as a society

death to tyrants! from disney’s animated robin hood

“keep politics out of kids movies”

disney in 1973:

I have never tried but I don’t think my signature would make good pubes. Happy to die not knowing for sure.

Every time a reporter mentions the Epstein list, Donold gets pissed.

It’s a helpful reminder that Donold is on the Epstein list.

Exclusive | Jeffrey Epstein’s Friends Sent Him Bawdy Letters for a 50th Birthday Album. One Was From Donald Trump. The leather-bound book was compiled by Ghislaine Maxwell. The president says the letter ‘is a fake thing.’

gift link to the WSJ story Trump didn’t want anyone ever to see

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Knew that was you!

“Much like learning how a magic trick works, this knowledge strips away the wonder. With it, the interest in using AI fades.”

@tomgrossi.bsky.social are you at starrcast? Could've sworn i just saw you

Preaching to the choir

The movie but should've been both lol

It was at a double feature of bride of reanimator and society and we spent a few minutes talking about how effed up society is

Met the guy who did the special effects for that and the sequel a few years ago

Andrew Cuomo gets publicly humiliated. Bill Clinton learns his endorsement is worth less than dogshit. What a great time to be a hater. A golden age.

And they're rehashing the storyline from 20 years ago!