@smugdingus.bsky.social
Pretty sure Amy Pohler is doing voiceover work on Subway commercials now so fuck everything.
07.11.2025 01:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
06.11.2025 20:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So close.
06.11.2025 18:14 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bad news: The Last Drive-In ain't what it used to be. Actually, it might be exactly what it used to be but I'm bored now.
06.11.2025 04:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO 🤼 #NJPW #bigup #bomboclat #letsgethigh
06.11.2025 03:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Full Russia shit.
06.11.2025 03:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Actually I’d just like to see the professional resumes of all ICE agents hired in the last year.
06.11.2025 03:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’d like to see the official numbers for how many ICE agents have been dishonorably discharged from the military.
06.11.2025 03:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I wouldn’t survive
06.11.2025 02:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m disappointed in me too folks
06.11.2025 02:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The moon looks cool tonight but unfortunately, I’ve seen the moon like a million times already so I wasn’t moved to tears. Sorry.
06.11.2025 02:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Lemme just say this though:
Fuuuuuuuuck. 😂 🤼 #NJPW
This Louisville crash is horrible, mostly because it's basically the exact takeoff catastrophe I've expected every time I've ever gotten on a plane.
05.11.2025 16:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0For me the best part of Mamdani’s success is the fact that he’s just a normal-sounding, intelligent human being and not a shallow, performative boomer, tits-deep in self-satisfaction and political status quo weirdness. Seems like he’s playing the game he’s forced to, not the one he wants. Respect.
05.11.2025 04:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lol what a night. I wouldn’t be surprised if the president literally declares war on New York and California tomorrow.
05.11.2025 04:12 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Just thinking about how cool it’ll be when baseball starts again.
05.11.2025 03:27 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Cuomo Announces Plan To Govern New York City As Independent https://theonion.com/cuomo-announces-plan-to-govern-new-york-city-as-independent/
05.11.2025 02:55 — 👍 5454 🔁 585 💬 45 📌 34Tonight is a great
example of why
they’re gonna get
rid of elections.
Not sure how Trump isn’t already claiming these elections are rigged and illegal.
05.11.2025 02:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dersh fantasizing about the Budd Dwyer special
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
05.11.2025 01:04 — 👍 20019 🔁 3672 💬 869 📌 608Mid-depression vibe check: I don’t feel like these elections are gonna go the way we’re hoping.
04.11.2025 19:23 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Cary Grant was the coolest motherfucker of all time.🤌
04.11.2025 18:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*choking back tears*
“If he could’ve killed me with that sandwich, I think he would have. I just remember his eyes. How they looked. They’re burned into my mind. In that moment, I could tell he wanted me dead so he used the only weapon he had.”
Celebrate the death you get even if it’s not the one you’ve been hoping for.
04.11.2025 16:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Rest in piss king!
04.11.2025 15:56 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Or as my uncle refers to the future mayor of NYC, “Zoltan-Ma’am-Danny.”
04.11.2025 03:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0People don’t remember anything for longer than a month at a time.
04.11.2025 03:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0folks with 6 teeth keep siding with folks with 8 yachts and that’s why we in this economic hell hole
04.11.2025 01:51 — 👍 684 🔁 182 💬 24 📌 27MSNBC: His disapproval rating is as bad as it was immediately following J6 when he unleashed his supporters…
ME: NOTHING HAPPENED. HE WON 3 YEARS LATER ANYWAY. IN A LANDSLIDE.
