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The secret to happiness in life is to do laundry twice a week in a manageable load

Doctor's Office: Please be on time for your appointment. That way one of us will be

A young man with short hair is speaking, with the text overlay reading "NIKLAS HJALMARSSON - MEATBALL ENTHUSIAST."

He's no fan of music
Not even the bluesiest
He cares not for museums
He thinks they're the snooziest
He can't make smalltalk
He's just not the shmooziest
He’s awful with women
Even the flooziest
He loves only one thing
And of that he's the choosiest
He's

I see talk of a Chrono Trigger remake. For obvious reasons, this is wonderful news if true.

I bet this guy sucks at fantasy baseball. Listens to the podcast so he can argue his superior takes alone in his car.

Today was my first day writing full-time for FanGraphs. I tried to make it count.

Your 40s are for thinking that drinking more water will solve all your problems

He’s a ten but he has tots in the pocket of his cargo pants so he’s a 12

I threw a boomerang fifteen years ago and have lived every day since in fear

Watching the Ducks crush Liberty in any sport never gets old.

THAT NEW CHESAPEAKE OYSTER CATCHERS LOGO MY GOODNESS

Cartman holding wiffle bat while preparing to strike Kyle with it in South Park, Colorado.

LAWFUL GOOD: Phillies - KYLE’S CUTLETS: Chicken cutlet sandwich with burrata cheese, fried pepperoni, and arugula, with a sweet and spicy hot honey sauce NEUTRAL GOOD: Pirates - POLISH CANNONBALLS CHAOTIC GOOD: Royals - SLUGGERRR DOG tempura battered chorizo in Doritos cool ranch crust LAWFUL NEUTRAL: Diamondbacks - THE GRAND SLAMWICH gigantic Italian sandwich on a baguette TRUE NEUTRAL - Giants - Popcorn bat - a plastic bat filled with popcorn CHAOTIC NEUTRAL: Astros - Chicken waffle sandwich with bacon jam LAWFUL EVIL: Rockies - Dessert nachos NEUTRAL EVIL: Mariners - neon turquoise corndog CHAOTIC EVIL: Blue Jays - cotton candy poutine with blue goop on fries

Alignment Chart of new signature MLB concession items for 2025

Happy baseball season, everyone

Same, ever since I finished the fifth book after its release. Have you tried the red rising series? I’m on the 5th book now and I’ve loved them all.

Little known fact: The hamate bone's only biological purpose is to put baseball players on the IL.

Losing faith in every single public figure and institution has done wonders for my Impostor Syndrome

i think a decent portion of this app are actively anti-humor

Me: excuse me where's your restroom

Salesman: It's for customers only

Me: [doing the pee dance] ok I will have one ford explorer please

When flying I like to play the Price is Right loser horn when the middle-seat person shows up

The Man Flu is so powerful that it can make a grown man forget how to unload the dishwasher but somehow remember every detail of his fantasy football league.

me: good morning Killbot

killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie

me: smoothie please

killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow

Jay Z scrambling to rewrite the lyrics to 99 problems.

Please stop perfectly describing my existence. It’s making my despair more difficult to manage.

HAPPY FIRST SPRING TRAINING GAME DAY TO EVERYBODY

They need to invent something stronger than coffee but not quite drugs

Dept of Labor and Industries has an asbestos group and should respond quickly investigate unabated asbestos on a construction site.

Try the Puget Sound Clean Air Agency or the WA State Dept of Health. If those don’t work, try city or King County code enforcement and see if they can put you in touch with the appropriate local contact.