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So many of the things they did (including January 6th) were based on the thinking that when Dems got in power, there would be repercussions for their crimes and mistakes and, well …

18.02.2026 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah I don't know who this fantasy leftist is that they're always talking about; most people I know just want politicians who have morals and are able to articulate it

17.02.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please stop caring, we have so much life to get through before the 2028 election

17.02.2026 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What went too far? Allowing people from other countries into ours? I really wish I understood how these people think immigration hurts us, it’s not like there was a time where we were all living high on the hog because we didn’t let anyone in

16.02.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I for one have definitely never seen a narrower sidewalk than this

16.02.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or scratch them into the dirt, as the case may be

16.02.2026 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ron DeSantis 2.0

16.02.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Will Stancil would like 15,000 words with you

16.02.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

15.02.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 41197    πŸ” 13942    πŸ’¬ 660    πŸ“Œ 595

A good point to bring up to Emerald Fennell!

16.02.2026 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

According to Emerald Fennell she put the title in quotes because it’s a reinterpretation, not an adaptation. Make of that what you will

16.02.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Best to not have an opinion on what candidate is worthy of support, really

16.02.2026 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is uncalled for

16.02.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

look here Maubee

16.02.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

True, no shade on local reporters who are doing the work. And sometimes that does seep upwards.

12.02.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re going to use the Israel/Palestine playbook everywhere and the press will continue to follow wherever they’re led

12.02.2026 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the problem is like ... ok, we've thought through it ... and what's the proper response to a potential seismic shift in all human activity? Stop it? Because the alternative is an enslaved world population with like 10 Nazis at the top.

11.02.2026 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems like this number is always revised down, why doesn’t someone just take the average of those revisions and give us a more realistic number off the bat?

11.02.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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The app I use for earthquake notifications is doing a Valentine’s Day promotion

11.02.2026 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

listen I'm ashamed it's all come to this but I gotta admit "pwease don’t put stinking poops in a bag and make me bweathe your stinkbag" is a pretty great sentence

10.02.2026 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it's really hard to square the circle that he's a tremendous loser who has spent so much of his life winning

10.02.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

many are saying this

09.02.2026 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

12 year olds pouring dog medicine all over their skin is NOT ok

09.02.2026 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

and why "over the past three weeks," like the odds were exactly the same the day he got elected that he'd try to find a way to steal the vote at every election moving forward as they are today

09.02.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

me three, totally out of the blue, what the fuck

09.02.2026 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the best they can do within the context they've created for themselves but it needs to be better. "Law enforcement wearing masks is illegal and fundamentally against our values" is a statement anyone in this country should be able to make with zero pushback

09.02.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And republicans are still getting away with saying β€œif you want to come here, get in line and do it legally,” even though their actual position has always just been β€œget the fuck out”

09.02.2026 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That wasn't Bugs Bunny

09.02.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 311    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s basically the hat version of β€œok we can all agree DEI went too far” which, no, I don’t really see the need to agree with that

08.02.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I appreciate the caveat that knitting is cool though

08.02.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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