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Thank you. I'm very happy he's found his way onto camera.

Very sweet. I hope you checked if it needed a drink of water.

Wait a minute. I wouldn't be able to get there in time! Gosh darn it. I'll stay here. But thanks for the offer.

Does this include flight and accommodation costs?

A Junkbot made from Opera Glasses a vintage tin and brass candlestick legs.

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So big plan to move from that X/Twitter place grow this for an indie support community

Just followed a lot of creatives I didn’t know had moved from that place to a bluesky

Challenge within 2025 to gain 2,025 followers to build a shop indie community can we do this at 646 so far

Would you mind if I ran a company wide meeting on AI using this slide? Lots of people are interested and I keep getting asked about it. Saves me having to do the leg work and I can see a promotion on the cards. #toescrossed

Old Zealand is near The Netherlands. To the left of that massive slipper.

Her: What are you getting me for Valentine's Day?
Him: Hadn't thought about it? Do you want another Ironing board?
Her: ... erm ...
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What you might not realize about the moon is that some areas are remarkably flat, and it's home to giant-mouthed aliens with a peculiar taste for astronaut ration packs.

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Saving Money in the TV Industry Making new TV shows is epensive. My solution? From now on, just make shows that have the same name as ones that already exist but with one additional letter. This will save money because there will be no need to make new logos. We can just add a letter to the pre-existing ones. Here are some examples: Columboy Documentary series about a boy who looks vaguely similar to Peter Falk, the actor who played Columbo in the eponymous TV detective show. Over the course of the series, we come to understand what life must be like for a boy who looks a little bit like Peter Falk and it makes us think about how we would feel if we bore a mild resemblance to Peter Falk. Matclock Sitcom about a man named Mat Clock who, ironically, does not own any clocks or timekeeping devices. This causes him to be late to various appointments which leads to humorous consequences (haven't thought of what these consequences are yet but they are very humorous). The Wires Gritty drama series about people whose job it is to install fibre optic broadband in homes and places of business. No two installations are ever the same in this line of work. Sometimes it goes smoothly but sometimes there is a problem with one of the wires and they have to get a replacement wire. So it is very dramatic.

Been working on some ideas for how the TV industry can make lots of new shows but still save some money

And a massive gun.

Columboy could finally tell the tale of how he lost his eye. I'm assuming it was from that coat belt. It looked dangerous.

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Silly prices

Diaries £3 was £11 or £12

Let’s clear them you have missed 16 of the days already !

Is it not simply a seed dibber for the garden? Assuming it's wooden.

That's one of them up righty type pianos. Does this work with one of them lying down type pianos?

New Bot, old eyes.

Rosalind is a fucking nightmare though.

He's "ready rubbed". Just don't tell anyone at MasterChef. Especially Gregg Wallace.
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If you're going to buy one Junkbot this Sunday, why not make it a junkbotsrobots.etsy.com Junkbot?

Followed. If only I could get people to follow me. #fml

These are wonderful.

I've always wondered if the hypnotic style middle bit caused anyone to aimlessly walk into its trap? Seems like a design flaw.

Toothbrush sized

Will that fit a lawnmower in?

This beats my claim of being the top purchaser of "Italian meats" in Denton Sainsbury's 2023. #kudos

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Support a small business this Christmas. Even if it's not mine. Amazon has enough money by now.

The orange one. Castleton. Love the colour.