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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

Unfortunately a boring answer but the exits are part of a big cloverleaf interchange where you can exit off the southbound side and quickly get back on the northbound side. You re-enter the highway directly before the next exit, so he probably got rear-ended as he tried to merge back onto the road

Maybe Sibilant Spirit & Baneslayer Angel? Sib has an opponent draw on your turn instead of their own, BA is an all-star but no real synergy.

My Council deck usually generates enough Knights that it doesn’t need big enforcers for combat.

Law is fake, power is real.

another perfect Rolling Stone headline: MAN AFRAID TO RIDE SUBWAY NAMED HEAD OF NASA Trump tapped Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy to lead the space program on an interim basis

Rolling Stone continues to teach a masterclass in headline writing www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

ai art is the modern aesthetic of fascism

crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants

getting to use an interoffice pneumatic tube system would fix me

When Nobody Comes to Fix the Bridge - Truthdig The decline and fall of a superpower, one piece of collapsed infrastructure at a time.

Every 7.5 minutes, an American man thinks about the Roman Empire. Albeit now with an increasingly dreadful sense of recognition.

A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again

A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
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Plan To Straighten Out Entire Life During Weeklong Vacation Yields Mixed Results

Plan To Straighten Out Entire Life During Weeklong Vacation Yields Mixed Results
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KORNET ON THE LOB 🔨

FEMA denies disaster relief for bomb cyclone, Gov. Ferguson says The denial of the aid comes after President Donald Trump has talked of reshaping or even eliminating the Federal Emergency Management Agency.

Trump has denied Washington state’s application for disaster relief following November’s bomb cyclone that caused $34 million in damage and killed two people. FEMA did not offer an explanation.

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One of two things is happening.

They don’t understand what’s happening.

They want it to happen.

Pick your poison

RFK Jr. Orders Removal Of Sinks From HHS Bathrooms WASHINGTON—As part of a sweeping overhaul of the building’s plumbing system, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly ordered the removal of sinks Tuesday from all bathrooms in the Department of Health and Hu...

RFK Jr. Orders Removal Of Sinks From HHS Bathrooms

Reject the woke doctrine of the capital improvement plan.
Embrace the patriotic gospel of long-term deferred maintenance.

In another instance, the Social Security Administration briefly ended a contract that had allowed parents of newborn babies in Maine to sign their children up for a Social Security number at the hospital, instead requiring them to do so in person at an office. Mr. Dudek said he had ordered the move after watching Janet Mills, Maine’s Democratic governor, clash with Mr. Trump at the White House. He quickly reversed that decision, as well as another to end electronic death reporting in the state.

Holy shit: the weirdo running Social Security added administrative burdens to service delivery in Maine after its Governor disagreed with Trump over trans athletes. The idea that public services should be provided consistently and honestly seems beyond them.
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these people swore an oath to defend the constitution but i guess that’s just too hard

Prospective Car Buyer Takes SUV Out For Test Hit And Run PHILADELPHIA—Saying he was in the market for a more powerful and rugged vehicle, prospective car buyer Gabe Orcutt reportedly took an SUV out Wednesday for a test hit and run. “I took it for a spin th...

Prospective Car Buyer Takes SUV Out For Test Hit And Run

50 magic cards about everything and nothing

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Pacifism {1}{W} Enchantment — Aura Enchant creature Enchanted creature can’t attack or block. Without warriors there can be no war.

3/6 #scryfallrandom probably has the hardest art/flavor combination of any printing of pacifism

been struggling with the idea that all of human history, all of the destruction, the suffering, the brutality, the razing, the pillaging, the salting of the beautiful fields of this planet has all led up to this. guys burning down everything built over that ruin just so they can do a coy nazi salute

time to dig up the @adamkotsko.bsky.social tweet

the “administrative state” in practice is a lot of very hard working, practically anonymous people doing the thankless work of making this country run and a drug-addled dipshit is slandering them in order to steal our money for himself

Great, gritty win by the Celtics tonight. When you’re down 26 points and shots aren’t falling, you keep driving and you keep shooting. Make them have it.

Decision to dump water from Tulare County lakes altered after sending locals into a mad scramble – SJV Water Water managers were relieved Thursday evening after the Army Corps of Engineers agreed to back off of a sudden decision earlier in the day to dump massive

The carefully managed water systems in California's Central Valley saw a sudden deluge after the Army Corps of Engineers unexpectedly released reservoir water.

“In 25 years, I’ve never seen anything like this. I was given no explanation at all.”