Common Ken Jennings W

SmarterChild would’ve never done this

Started the new season of The Rehearsal a week late and the premiere is so good and intense and weird. Thank you to Nathan Fielder to dissecting your own brain for science while you are still alive!

For better or worse I have been tuned out of what’s going on in the world so someone PLEASE explain why Katy Perry is going to space. What is going on. What are we doing here

I’ve been kind of joking about us being at end times but like….we genuinely are now, right? Like we’re lucky if we have even a year left?

Are you normal or have you been thinking about the Monty Hall problem every single day for the past 15 years

Not 100% positive why I currently have Justin Bieber’s version of “Little Drummer Boy” stuck in my head on March 24th but, sure, why not

Walton Goggins on The White Lotus

Thinking about that time in high school my friend read that xenophobia was a “fear of strangers” and she took it to mean being introverted so she started proudly telling people she was xenophobic

It’s 75 and sunny and the sun isn’t setting until 7pm today I think life may actually be worth living after all you guys

Thinking about Jonathan Bailey. Always. Daily. Eternally

Happy International Women’s Day every man on earth owes me $20

I *finally* bought a PS5 (I am late to truly everything in life) and played Astro Bot and cried real tears of joy because of how incredible it is so now I need to shout from the rooftops about it!!!!!

Not to spoil anything for those who aren’t caught up but I kind of feel like the guy who left isn’t done with the cave just yet. They spent so much time world-building within the cave and it just feels like his time there isn’t fully done?? Just a theory idk

It’s crazy how every single thing I’ve ever done in my life is highly embarrassing and nevertheless I persist

Hello BlueSky today is a Very Big Day for me today and I’m freaking out!

Who am I kidding, Anthony was a smokeshow. I take it all back

Why is one of the new Wiggles hot? That feels fundamentally wrong. You cannot be a Wiggle and be hot

This has probably been done somewhere before but

To the tune of “My Sharona:” 🎶 Mike Shinoda 🎶

I still haven’t updated my phone so I still have the old Photos format AMA

A middle aged man helplessly holds an alligator’s tail as it steals his hat

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

And Dylan just laughing at him because of it!!! A masterpiece. And I desperately need Boston Rob to comfort and distract me the way he did for Ciara

I am Big Sad this week and the only thing that can save me is rewatching The Traitors bug challenge on repeat for the rest of eternity

Help I have physically been unable to do literally anything other than watch the Doechii Grammys performance on repeat for the past couple of days

We needed your bangers over here on BlueSky

Shrinking may actually be the best television show I’ve ever seen????

Ok rude!

I do truly commend women who look put together when flying but it is my god-given right to look like a hideous, disheveled gremlin when I fly and I will enact that right every time!!!

Jimmy!!!!

As someone who’s also very Italian and very passionate about things….I get it