perfect little soup boy

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

kipper the cartoon dog, who has orange fur, brown ears, and kind eyes

We did Snoopy, we did Gromit, which cartoon dog do we raise from the ranks next? I propose this diva

This is a good point. If there are localities where the rate is 10X the national average—and there pretty much have to be—then in those localities the number will necessarily be above one in a hundred residents.

One of every thousand American residents has been taken into custody by ICE in the last year.

Basil @LinkofSunshine People on Bluesky will really be like "you believe in OpSec? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, Talking to the Feds

this is a stancil screenshot, alt text for my muted word friends

his internal what?

Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.

Quite possibly the most substantial scientific breakthrough of my lifetime, developed in my country, and the government is deliberately throttling it in the cradle in an effort to curry favor with the dumbest people alive

ICE Is Expanding Across the US at Breakneck Speed. Here’s Where It’s Going Next ICE plans to lease offices throughout the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations.

Together, the leasing plans give a clear picture of where ICE is going next in the US: Everywhere.

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I think it should be legal to slap these off someone's face and smash them with a big mallet if you see them recording you without your permission

Like 75% of the US Olympic curlers are from Minnesota. A lot of them curl out of two clubs in Saint Paul, one club is in Frogtown, a neighborhood that has been very heavily targeted by ICE. These curlers are good neighbors.

April 1805. Napoleon has looksmaxxed Europe. Only the British Fleet mogs before him

Me, in the Signal chat: Vouching for DilbertFan69. He’s a friend and neighbor, has 2 kids, wife is a social worker. He used to post a lot in Scott Adams’ replies about how much Dilbert sucked. He also hates Aaron Rodgers and thinks his “mystery wife” is a chatbot.

This is starting to get like universal basic income where every single objective study shows the same result but the people who don't like that result go "uh, well there's just really no way to know"

rodney dangerfield

They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!

Oh my god

some things are actually getting worse here.

Uh, why don’t you end the ethnic cleansing?

Please don’t forget about us and our neighbors!

standwithminnesota.com

graph of traffic on standwithminnesota.com

it’s weird, to run this website and have a very distinct marker for how much people care about what’s happening in Minnesota

it feels especially not great to look at as eviction notices start to get served for families are still locked down hiding from ICE, who are still roving the streets

now that the Super Bowl has transpired we can focus on the more pertinent matter: Super Museums of the Historic English Countryside

Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time

the virginia flag should have both tits out. and the dude she's stepping on should have tits too. ive had a few dad sodas

Black and white illustration of a pleasingly rotund and portly penguin with a red beak and red letters on their stout tummy reading “and girth” against a white background

Was cutting up a 1960s Woman’s Realm magazine for collage material & found this unabashedly insatiable size queen penguin

Macaulay Library photo submission of a Common Goldeneye in water with a pillar in the background graffitied with the message "FUCK ICE" 📷 @thebirdherder on instagram

Tuff

the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style

The South loves gazebos, the rest of the country needs to catch up

hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this