Isaiah

If you have $10,000 and spend $10, it's like Jeff Bezos spending $250,000,000

hey wait a minute

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Was just thinking about what to do with my afternoon, so when is Real Madrid's copa match?

The worry I have of getting a billion dollars (a thing that won't happen) is that I'm afraid of what I would become.

Yeah, giving away insane amounts is what I would end up doing simply because I don't need that much money and don't think I can use it the best. I don't want to make a profit, I want my money to do good things.

I bet I think "good things" are different from what Bezos thinks, at this point.

I would simply buy stuff that makes me happy and make it better and keep doing that until I died with still limitless money, but maybe this is why I don't have limitless money

Nah I'm 19 right now, just posted through toddlerhood

We might even been closer to 20 than 10....

Well, his golazo probably shut them up for a second or 2

I dunno, man, if you come out and are all "I'm a huge TERF and I hate people of color and also I am specifically anti Isaiahs" I will be fairly heartbroken. Is that not okay?

Why is the Albacete crowd whistling Lamine Yamal so fiercely? Just ye olde racism or is there some specific that he said/did that they're reacting to?

All the Pharoahs were white, I scream as my skin peels off after 13 minutes in the sun.

Weren't there technically microtransactions in Everquest in 1999? I might be misremembering how it worked since I didn't play it, but I know you could buy various things in online markets.

but but but I was told debt was good!

I'm waiting for someone to offer me infinity dollars for my house, then I'll sell, otherwise I'd like to continue having a roof over my head.

It's extremely useful to have very high house prices when no one can buy them.

Even though it saves a Mourinho team, this was awesome

Yeah, but whenever the shoe is on the other foot, they'll happily lecture you about your own space, country, home, etc. We are nothing if not magnanimous in sharing our bountiful knowledge of everything!

Yeah but what was Cannibal Joe's OBP, huh?

And, for that matter, what is Belichick's OBP?

I was an immigration paralegal for almost 6 years (business- and family-based) and "byzantine" barely begins to describe it all...Day 1 of my training included the term "alphabet soup" to give an idea of how many different visa types there are...

large boulder the size of a small boulder tweet from San Miguel sheriff, dated 1/27/20

Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate

Wow. Just...wow.

Opinion | State Terror Has Arrived

"Trump is using all the instruments: quotas for ICE arrests; paramilitary force of thugs drunk on their own brutality; spectacle of random violence; postmortem vilification of victims. Our brains struggle to find logic. This logic has a name. It’s called state terror
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/24/o...

Louder for those in the back, I suppose

Evergreen advice

These motherfuckers. These ABSOLUTE motherfuckers. Fuck them. Fuck them forever. Fuck them until the sun burns out and the cold dead of space renders us incapable of telling them to fuck off. And then keep doing it anyway.

Seriously, don't threaten me with a good time!

Wait I thought we WERE back at 1:1

So correct. My dad gave me sage advice once at a funeral: you don't have to look at the body.

It's applicable to all sorts of things, really, including this. You do not owe anyone more trauma for yourself.