Isaiah

Feel like all of my controversial, but also strongly held opinions were made for being aired in front of people who might argue with me about them for hours.

Also I'm willing to lie: Ghostbusters 2 is better than the original! Duke is a likeable team!

GOOOOOOOOLLLL AITANAAAAA

Too busy laughing at +11 to really pay attention

Was that Navarro with the horror pass?

GOOOOOOOOLLLL

Straight to [her actual job]

Oh my god, Mapi. Nutmegged that poor woman straight to hell.

BALL DON'T LIE

That's not a penalty, so that's obviously called a penalty.

Esmee down, might be a non contact knee injury. She's been fantastic today. Huge loss today and for the future if she's out long term.

Own goal by Barça disallowed for offside, but the warning signs are STILL there on defense.

Aitana, what a player to have on your bench.

2nd half has been more of the same, but with more Mierda fouls.

Yeah, that's fair. I couldn't see it as obviously offside, but I'm willing to allow that MAYBE part of her was off (head only possibility?), but would love to see the lines.

Can't really believe the handball call. Clear and obvious it was not! The offside I can see, but that was millimeters at most, too!

My God who are all these people talking at me??

*culero!

Ruined my own joke

HT thoughts: Pau Quesada, RM manager, is from Cullera, Spain.

More like cullero amirite

Mierda have been fairly decent, honestly. Barça failing to cover transitions well, but missing Patri will do that. Caicedo is dangerous, of course, but her finishing has let her down. Could have 2 and an assist on a different day.

Pina did everything except finish that spectacular move. That would have been a beautiful goal.

Classic "just put it in the middle and good things will happen" move there by CGH. Rough on Ribeiro, who did about as well as you could hope, but failing to clear will do that.

Goooooooollll

Navarro is a big problem for Mierda. She's a place where attacks go to THRIVE.

Dumb yellow from Alexia. Why even do that?

CGH is...better than everyone on the field except for maybe Vicky and Claudia.

CATAAAA

They've chalked it off for a handball, but that's insane.

Goal, but Pajor handled that? Doesn't seem like it to me in replays, but live I thought so. Should stand.

And she nearly gets a 1v1 immediately, but Navarro accidentally gets there and puts it out for a corner. That'll be a fun matchup.

Pina absolutely TORCHED Navarro there. Simple tap in for Pajor after that.